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Joined March 2009
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Jimmy Kimmel retweeted
NEW VIDEO! #WeCantGoBack We cannot ever go back to this insanity.
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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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Jimmy Kimmel retweeted
Walz: Look, I won't waste all of the time. I will talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Elon is on that stage jumping around skipping like a dipshit.
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Hey @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump you don’t think we see what you’re doing…fucking traitors. #fuckthesetraitors
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On January 6, I got ready to defend my colleagues and texted my wife: “Whatever happens, I love you.” Ted Cruz was hiding in a supply closet. If you summon a mob to overturn a free and fair election, you should lose your job. This election is his accountability. #TXSenateDebate
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Immigrant oligarch spending tens of millions and devoting a platform he paid $44B for to promote Trump’s candidacy to try and buy the election with his obscene wealth is complaining about the massive amount of enthusiastic grass roots donations to Kamala Harris.
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The results of last night’s #Emmys were TOTALLY UNFAIR in the category of LATE NIt SHOW!! Sad! RIGGED!! POLSS SAY I won!!! BY a LOT! @JonStewart @StephenAtHome @SethMeyers
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This skull full of scrambled eggs is regularly welcomed onboard a plane with the Republican nominee for President.
Laura Loomer: “I know that Kamala Harris sucked di*k to get where she is today… I’m not like her, okay? I don’t suck di*k to get to the top.” Absolutely sickening. This is the person Trump chose to take with him to 9/11 memorial events this week xitter.twitterapi.xyz/reportbywilson/status/…
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this is DEFINITELY a mistake
FYI: you can watch the BS Podcast w/ me + @TheCousinSal LIVE on YouTube this Sunday night and EVERY Sunday night during this NFL season! Yup — after 17 years of Guess the Lines we finally felt safe letting the Cuz do it live. Subscribe now: youtube.com/@BillSimmons
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Yo' momma's so fat she even outweighs Project 2025, the 900-page blueprint for the right wing seizure of our government and way of life.
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.@NickKroll and a teen John @Mulaney call the cops on the late Gene Siskel in the return of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, premiering tonight at 8|7c on @ABCNetwork @MillionaireTV
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John @Mulaney and @NickKroll share the chair and the wisdom of Gene Simmons... a new, 25th anniversary season of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire premieres tonight at 8|7c on @ABCNetwork @MillionaireTV
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This is why “Make America Great Again” is so insulting. It wasn’t great, for a lot of folks, for a long time. The country moved forward. Stop trying to drag us back.
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Jimmy Kimmel retweeted
NEW: CO-4 GOP candidate Richard Holtorf has voted against abortion rights in the state legislature but said he respected his girlfriend's right to have an abortion "so she could live her best life." I asked him about that disconnect. #copolitics
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Jimmy Kimmel retweeted
Trump is now ranting about batteries and shark attacks. I dare you to try to make sense of this.
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Jimmy Kimmel retweeted
Andy Rooney landed on the beach of Normandy days after D-Day, 80 years ago today. In 2004, he shared a firsthand account of “a day unlike any other.” “It’s hard for anyone who has been in a war to describe the terror of it to anyone who hasn’t,” he said. cbsn.ws/3yTkNzC.
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Normally, he ends his day when we start ours, but this morning, we're happy he's making an exception and stopping by #TimesSquare to chat...@JimmyKimmel joins us next LIVE on @GMA.
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.@jimmykimmel wouldn’t fall for my attempt at humor. I asked him if he liked No. 31 for our late manager George Bamberger or @MikePiazza31. He said, "What do you think, I’m Italian.” 🎥👉 bit.ly/3wbnECV 🎧👉 bit.ly/3weICRj
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This evangelical is over Trump. 👇 Calls his Bible disgusting.
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Jimmy Kimmel retweeted
A feeble and confused Trump posts an error-riddled rant falsely claiming that Jimmy Kimmel presented Best Picture (or, as he describes, “Picture of the Year”) at the Oscars
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