Rob Wallace │ Bitcoin News

They’re freaking out over there

Hang it in the Louvre

40 freaking years xitter.twitterapi.xyz/Kendallde_/status/2120…

Living in poverty is a sin, redeem yourself with Bible Bets

Democrats are the Harlem Globetrotters Republicans are the Washington Generals (the perennial, scripted opponents and comedic foils to the Globetrotters)

Trust the plan

QTR's got a point. One affair, shame on you. Multiple affairs; you're running the most extensive circular finance accounting scheme in world history, aren't ya, ya son of a gun.

It's so awesome that Bitcoin's founder disappeared.

I've been using Twitter for 14 years, and I'm only just realizing that you need to use letters in a specific sequence to form words that, when arranged in a certain order, convey meaning to the reader.

Peerless

This is my quant.

Only after these AI math breakthroughs did I learn that Bitcoin’s elliptic-curve cryptography isn’t secured by a mathematical proof that recovering private keys is impossible. It’s secured by decades of unsuccessful attempts to find an efficient classical algorithm.

Would you rather tell a man how much money is in your bank account or your chess ELO?

My new pitch to onboard nocoiners: “Bitcoin MIGHT be up by the time it takes for your body to replace all of it’s cellular material” Gets them every time.

In the future, guidance counselors will tell kids that being a “AI job interviewee content creator” is a viable career path

This is how we survive the end of the bear market

The gang chats American Macro Grand Strategy

It feels like we, as a community, could really really use a raging “get texts from ex’s” bull market

Pretty crazy Paul Sportz just mogged the eCash dot com domain like that. Surprised Calle hasn’t used Red Team clanker resources to take it over, or at least permanently DDos