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Hey guys, just checking in. Has anyone been able to tell ….anyone ….any evidence AT ALL yet that Tyler Robinson is a patsy?
Read every word! 😂😂😂
Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think.
You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson.
And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact.
Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten?
And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin.
The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN?
No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week.
But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility.
Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud.
You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers.
And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act.
After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit.
Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom.
You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave.
And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee.
You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out.
So here's some advice, Tommy.
Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you.
You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.
Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕
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Republicans have less than 2 months to actually DO SOMETHING that the people want. This is a test.
Every Republican legislature in America should immediately pass legislation to:
1) Ban sanctuary cities
2) Ban Ranked Choice Voting
3) Ban ballot harvesting
4) Require citizenship to vote
5) Require photo ID to vote
6) Ban the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact
7) Ban foreign entities from buying property
8) Suspend any gas taxes
9) Institute school choice
10) Abolish property taxes
11) Open non-juror records to public inspection
12) Mandate secretaries of state to share complete voter registration rolls with DOJ
13) Mandate voter roll list maintenance
14) Offer rewards for convictions involving fraudulent use of Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, Social Security, or other entitlements
15) Freeze rent increases
Republican governors would be wise to use this time to convene special sessions.
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Just so everyone is clear, the violent left was just emboldened this week. And things are going to get MUCH worse for us as conservatives. Everyone needs to learn how to use a firearm and to carry 24/7.
Someone just posted this. The voting location was a church and this was in rural Idaho.
Not sure anyone is ready for what’s to come. Republicans are dealing with a violent, mentally ill enemy in the democrats and we aren’t acting accordingly as a nation.
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“Proud democrat” believed the democrats who ran on affordability and healthcare were actually going to focus on affordability and healthcare.
as a proud Democrat, I can think of a few more important day 1 priorities for the average American:
1. Affordable groceries
2. Lower the cost of gas
2. Affordable housing
3. Affordable healthcare
3. Increase access to high quality education
4. Increase access to high quality jobs
5. End the war
6. Affordable childcare
7. Effective pathways for legal immigration
stop prioritizing blocking progress and instead focus on delivering on promises that change the quality of everyday life for the average person
Yep. We are at that point now.
This is the first time in forever that I have ever posted something from another site, but this gentleman’s calm and collected discussion about how he feels is exactly how I feel.
The line has been drawn in the sand for me on continuing to allow extremists who hate everything about this wonderful country who has given so many people opportunities, and now instead of being respectful and grateful they’ve decided to destroy it and I’m looking at you, Barack Obama and everybody like you.
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Hey guys, look! The democrats are already working on affordability, housing and healthcare….
Just kidding. They’re working on weaponizing our justice system against conservatives.
Great job, America! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Holy shit. Mohammed Al Sayed spoke in Arabic in his speech last night and called JD Vance habibi. This country is cooked
The silver lining is that the actual hard times, that will inevitably come as a result of democrats being in power, will weed out the weak ass soy boys that want the government to take care of them. Natural selection will be strong.
I literally cannot believe America elected a jihadi Muslim terrorist sympathizer and a gay vegan “god is non binary and there are 6 genders” into the US Senate. What the fuck are we even doing?
LMFAO- here you go folks, the democrats getting right to work on fixing affordability, housing and all the other crap they ran on… OH WAIT. Nope. This is them weaponizing their newfound power. We are in for a world of hurt. Trump better get that auto pen ready.
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Idaho- we better figure something out STAT to keep Californians from ruining our state like they have Texas.
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I can’t wait for democrats to lower the cost of living, increase deportations, and keep us safe from Jihadis… oh wait… nevermind. Nice job, America. Be ready to reap what you have sown. Now I fully believe all the doomers telling everyone to stock up on essentials. Because we are in for a really rough next 10-15 years.
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AMEN
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right?
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