Not arguing, simply explaining why I'm right. Only here for surgically executed cynicism and diabolical skepticism. Also, I drive really fast.
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BREAKING NEWS:
The grim reaper has been found slain. Appears to be a roundhouse kick that took his soul. Suspect remains at large.
Fuck it, just get rid of the kickoff and place the ball at the 30
Interesting: The #Jets have been using FB/TE Andrew Beck to kick off today, giving them an extra tackler on the field to help with their coverage issues this season.
The Jets gave up a kickoff return TD last week.
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Thank you for continuing to fuck up the greatness of Saturdays in the fall 🍂 🏈
You assholes are ruining college football.
🚨BREAKING: The College Football Playoff will officially expand to 24 teams beginning in 2027, per @CFBHeather 👀
The deal is a five-year, nearly $1.7 billion agreement between the CFP and ESPN. The move will also eliminate conference championship games.
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This is like picking the Super Bowl winner in week one after a blowout.
Get out of here with this crap - financially motivated - the sky is falling - the world is over. 🖕
@Timcast gets REAL about the GOP’s chances of WINNING BACK Young Voters: “I’m not sure they do.”
“I don’t think it’s all because they’re SOCIALISTS. They want to BURN the Republican Party DOWN.”
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Why do they do this 🤦♂️
Jennifer Lawrence likely underwent multiple plastic surgery procedures costing $30K for ‘more youthful’ look trib.al/PAR6Cdd
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