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Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think. You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson. And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact. Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten? And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin. The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion. WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN? No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week. But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility. Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud. You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers. And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act. After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit. Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom. You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave. And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee. You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out. So here's some advice, Tommy. Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you. You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become. Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕

Dear Dave Chappelle, You are not the same human being you once were. You are no longer a champion of compassionate freedom of thought, a person who makes people question their prejudices and preconceived judgements. An entertainer who asks their audience to open their minds and hearts more. Dave, you are now a champion of senseless violence who embodies the base ugliness of our body politic. Nobody deserves to die for engaging in conversation. And no one should “feel better” after the violent murder of a husband, a father, a son and a friend. No human being deserves that. I remain your friend and hope that you will come back to your great spirit of generosity and compassion that earned you the love and respect of so many of us. Love, Rob Schneider

Thanks to President Trump and Republicans’ One Big Beautiful Bill, @DeptofWar has successfully obligated nearly all of its defense modernization funding. That means higher pay for our troops, better housing, stronger healthcare and childcare support, plus advanced weapons, cutting-edge technology, elite training, and modern equipment. Our warfighters now have what they need to win. 🇺🇸

🚨 BOOM: RUBIO JUST KICKED LEBANON’S TOP DIPLOMAT IN MICHIGAN OUT OF THE COUNTRY 🇺🇸 His crime? Posts PRAISING the 1983 Hezbollah bombing that KILLED 241 American servicemen. 😡 The State Department declared him persona non grata. You celebrate dead Americans — you LEAVE America.

.@POTUS: To be an American is to inherit the legacy of the greatest pioneers, explorers, inventors, and innovators who ever lived — and to laugh in the face of doubters and critics who are always ready to say why something cannot be done. In 1901, the Chief Engineer of the U.S. Navy said the idea of manned flight was nothing but a “vain fantasy, as thin as air” — and two years later, the Wright Brothers achieved the dream of all humanity to fly. In 1957, inventor Lee de Forest said that “man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future scientific advances” — and 12 years later, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin strode across the lunar surface. Time and time again, our courage, ingenuity, and sheer determination has achieved what everyone thought to be impossible until an American got it done. As I said in my inaugural address, “in America, the impossible is what we do best.” Now, our nation is ready to prove the doubters wrong yet again — and to make the next giant leaps for all mankind. 🇺🇸

DSA leader Megan Romer has NO answer when Fox News’s Martha MacCallum asks where the $49 TRILLION for her socialist agenda is coming from. Romer calls the number “made-up.” Then MacCallum what HER number is, and it gets embarrassing fast. MACCALLUM: “That’s $350,000 per household. Cancelling student debt, open borders and amnesty, Medicare for All. How are you going to pay for that?” ROMER: “Yeah, I mean, we understand that the White House, who does not like us very much, managed to come up with some math that made us look bad.” MACCALLUM: “So that’s $47.4 trillion, Medicare for All.” ROMER: “Yeah, it’s a made up number.” MACCALLUM: “You say it’s a made up number, but it was done by economists. Your number versus their number.” So MacCallum throws her a lifeline. MACCALLUM: “What’s your number when you add up everything on that list? What number did you come up with?” ROMER: “There’s no like, one solid number because it depends on what pieces we can build in the meantime.” MACCALLUM: “So just give me a basic number for your wish list.” ROMER: “That number is outrageous.” MACCALLUM: “What’s your number for your wish list?” ROMER: “That number is ridiculous ... I’m not going to give you a solid number. That’s not what I’m here to do.” The number isn’t just coming from White House economists. Cato ran the DSA platform and found that confiscating the entire net worth of the 400 richest Americans, all $6.6 trillion of it, covers about 9% of the bill. Take every dollar of corporate profit on top of that and they’re still $29 trillion short. Romer is more than happy to explain how she’ll take money from the “billionaire class” and hand it to the working class. But ask how much it costs, or how she’ll actually pay for everything, and her entire argument collapses. CONTEXT: The DSA’s own estimate for its billionaire wealth tax is $3.9 trillion over ten years. The agenda costs $49 trillion. Even by their math, the billionaires cover 8 cents of every dollar.

The Chief of Staff already has a lawyer. The Attorney General of the United States and the Department of Justice.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Gov. Ron DeSantis just BLEW UP and went on an America first RAMPAGE on national TV "I saw NO INDICATION that Republican senators were interested in doing conservative change! WHY haven't we done immigration, SHUT OFF H1B visas?! WHY haven't we CODIFIED Trump's immigration executive orders?! Why haven't we STRIPPED jurisdiction from the federal courts over deportation cases?! There's SO MANY THINGS we COULD HAVE DONE." "THEY DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT IT." "They say, 'oh, if only we needed 50 votes we would've done it!' YOU DON'T HAVE 50 VOTES. You NEVER SHOWED you'd do conservative things, even with 50 votes! [RE: filibuster]...I NEVER saw an indication that they'd do it." "This midterm was a rebuke of the president and Congress...BUT, a LOT of our voters stayed home because they were FRUSTRATED with the LACK of productivity from Republicans in the House and Senate." A fire was just lit under this man. Honestly have not seen him get that fired up in a LONG time We definitely deserved better from our Senate. Now, we need to repair and win in 2028, or Democrats are destroying America!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Grandad Farms of Emmett, Idaho, announces that all of its packaging will be English only. There will be no second-language panels and no "press 1 for English" when customers call. Grandad Farms remains committed to producing food for Americans.

MOST ACCURATE POLLSTER IN 2024 THAT PREDICTED ALL OF TRUMP VICTORIES JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL FOR MIDTERMS: John McLaughlin, the pollster who correctly predicted every Trump victory, just dropped a bombshell midterms forecast. He says Republicans will hold the Senate with 53 seats, outperform expectations in the House, and pull off several major surprise victories. McLaughlin highlighted a potential huge upset in Minnesota where Michelle Tafoya could flip the seat from Peggy Flanagan, and said Bruce Blakeman is in striking distance of beating Kathy Hochul in New York. His message is simple: there are more Trump voters than Democrats and if Republicans show up and vote, they win big.

Arizona can be Florida 2.0 if we vote for Biggs OR Arizona can be California 2.0 if Hobbs wins Vote Biggs and get Arizona back on track!

We can win this if Arizonans show up to VOTE! Just over 6 hours left to get you and 10 of your friends to a polling location in AZ. VOTE BIGGS/KERR!

Today’s the day America. Get out there and send a message to the radical left that we don’t want their bullshit. We have an amazing slate of Republican candidates nationwide, it’s your job now to make sure they get elected. Make a plan to vote, bring a friend, and let’s win this thing.

It is my Great Honor to endorse Highly Respected America First Congressman, Andy Biggs, who is running to be the next Governor of the wonderful State of Arizona, a State I won BIG!   A very successful Civic Leader, Attorney, former State Representative, former State Senator, and now, as a distinguished U.S. Congressman (and one of the most respected of them all!), Andy has strongly served his Community with a career “loaded up” with accolades — and WINS! His opponent, Katie Hobbs, is a Radical Left Democrat who wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. Katie Hobbs is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous! On the other hand, as your next Governor, Andy will work tirelessly to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Illegal Aliens, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our incredible Military, Veterans, and Law Enforcement, Safeguard our Elections, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.   Andy Biggs is outstanding, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Governor of the Great State of Arizona. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR ANDY — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Jay Feely, who is running to represent the wonderful people of Arizona’s 1st Congressional District!   I know Jay well, and he is a TOTAL WINNER, on and off the field! A multiple-time winner of National Football League “Man of the Year” honors, Jay’s career was “loaded up” with Accolades and WINS. Jay has a great wife, Rebecca, and four beautiful children. In Congress, Jay will fight hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Military/Veterans, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Advance Election Integrity, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.   Jay’s opponent, Amish Shah, is a Radical Left Democrat who is opposed to NO TAX ON TIPS, NO TAX ON OVERTIME, and NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY and, if he and the Dumocrats ever got in, all of these things will be terminated. He wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. Amish Shah is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous!   Jay Feely has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Representative from Arizona’s 1st Congressional District. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR JAY — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! swampthevoteusa.com/arizona/

11AM Update* *These are in person, at the site numbers. They do not include late earlies and any other form of voting. Maricopa: 🔴 R: 44.5%, 26,348 🔵 D: 22.6%, 13,403 ⚪ I: 32.8%, 19,424 🔴 2-Party: R+32.6% CD1: 🔴 R: 45.9%, 6,179 🔵 D: 19.2%, 2,581 ⚪ I: 34.9%, 4,695 🔴 2-Party: R+41.1% LD2: 🔴 R: 43.6%, 1,424 🔵 D: 22.2%, 724 ⚪ I: 34.2%, 1,115 🔴 2-Party: R+32.6% LD4: 🔴 R: 48.7%, 2,200 🔵 D: 17.1%, 771 ⚪ I: 34.2%, 1,546 🔴 2-Party: R+48.1% LD9: 🔴 R: 42.2%, 1,082 🔵 D: 26.6%, 683 ⚪ I: 31.1%, 798 🔴 2-Party: R+22.6% LD13: 🔴 R: 45.6%, 1,540 🔵 D: 21.6%, 728 ⚪ I: 32.8%, 1,107 🔴 2-Party: R+35.8%

Republicans are reportedly LEADING in Maricopa County, Arizona, with a 21-point lead. KEEP IT GOING 👏🏻

Utterly bizarre.

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump drops this message after Republicans FLIP Guam's governor from blue to red "Guam, which has always been considered strongly Democrat, just had an early call for a REPUBLICAN Victory in the top spot, Governor — Congratulations to Tony Ada! Also, the Republicans have the Majority in the State Senate. Wow, hopefully that’s an indication for things to come! President DONALD J. TRUMP" Republicans need to vote in droves ALL DAY!

Yes! Let's keep it up! 8 AM UPDATE Maricopa: 🔴 R: 44.6%, 8,407 🔵 D: 23.7%, 4,467 ⚪ I: 31.7%, 5,988 🔴 2-Party: R+30.6% CD1: 🔴 R: 44.9%, 1,913 🔵 D: 20.7%, 883 ⚪ I: 34.4%, 1,466 🔴 2-Party: R+36.8% LD2: 🔴 R: 44.6%, 473 🔵 D: 22.3%, 236 ⚪ I: 33.1%, 351 🔴 2-Party: R+33.4% LD4: 🔴 R: 47.4%, 657 🔵 D: 18.4%, 255 ⚪ I: 34.2%, 474 🔴 2-Party: R+44.1% LD9: 🔴 R: 42.0%, 344 🔵 D: 28.2%, 231 ⚪ I: 29.8%, 244 🔴 2-Party: R+19.7% LD13: 🔴 R: 47.5%, 550 🔵 D: 21.9%, 254 ⚪ I: 30.6%, 355 🔴 2-Party: R+36.8%