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October is Italian-American heritage month. While it may be more pleasant to think of familiar characters like gregarious fat man Tony Soprano, there has always been a dark side to Italian immigration as well. No one exemplifies this better than Louis Prima.
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I don't want to save to OneDrive
I don't want to save to the cloud
I don't even have an Apple account
I want to save it on my hard drive
On my computer
That I own
In my house
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I thought "I had a dream I was seven" was a particularly appropriate line here since Lisa actually is seven
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Frog Enjoyer retweeted
Millions of disadvantaged women today are trapped with the hair color they were assigned at birth. If you identify as a purplette, rich cisblondes should pay to make sure you can live your truth.
You're laughing? Underprivileged women are forced to shave off half their hair and sell it so they can afford to dye the other half and you're laughing?
I voted Democrat in Ohio!
I'm supporting Sherrod Brown for U.S. Senate because he believes the rich should "pay their fair share."
I Googled some statistics to support my position:
Top 1% of earners: 38.4%
Top 10%: 70.5%
Top 50%: 96.7%
Bottom 50%: 3.3%
Me: 0%
Apparently, that's the percentage of all federal income taxes each group pays. Hmm. Could someone explain those numbers to me?
Anyways, I know I pay my fair share of taxes.
It's other people who do not.
The RICH need to pay MORE! 💙🗳️
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Today is another perfect day for toad calls youtube.com/watch?v=o6ohAJ_N…
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