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What are my 3 favourite things? Having money, doing whatever I like and also doing whatever I like. #FuckDemKids
What does a good life look like to you? For me at my age, it’s three things. Financial security, adventures and downtime.
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Hahahaha oh yeah what you wana do on a first date is lean really far in to their face, they love that.
How To Build Sexual Tension (Live Demo)
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Any plans this weekend Bri?
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Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud? Turn a frown into a smile for free? Who's the kid with a heart full of magic? Everyone knows it's Butters!
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Just thought about Jonathan Ross hearing the Brand news and going "Oh no, not Wusty Wockets!"
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That's Julia Davis in Human Remains 😭
Lord help us. 😬 Katie Bland, 32, from Greetland, West Yorkshire, has been released after being jailed for just 27 months. Last year she robbed and assaulted her partner (in his 70s) on a bus in Halifax. Kicked him, grabbed his collar, demanded money, called him a “racist word and a dirty dog.” Threatened a woman who tried to intervene that she’d knock her jaw off. Used his bank card to withdraw £40 before police arrived. Admitted robbery, assault by beating, fraud and blackmail. 27 months. Already out. Domestic abuser now living in Halifax. This is the state of soft justice.
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Never mind your beard Tony. Where have you been for 20 years!?
I know a man who was taken for 20 years and back in his bed aged 10 the next morning
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Tip out a WHAT!?
Easiest way to cook red cabbage So cheap at the moment 1 head would feed 12 easy, freezes great to batch it and keep it, recipe in comments
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OH MY GOD IT'S 9/11!!
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Like a young Karl Pilkington playing a Gameboy
Back in the day when I couldn't shag them
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Bro you ever yawn and start spraying spit like you a cobra or some shit?
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The Wilder Vs Taco Costume Guy went exactly as predicted.
Man gets KO’d in front of his girlfriend after trying to fight a man in a taco costume.
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Uptown Girl, 25 times
5 songs in the jukebox for £1 Just stuck a fiver in Giving lessons tonight
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Just been asked if boxing and kickboxing were the same thing...
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And it wasn't even Ben Davison that asked.
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Just noticed that the local school was founded 144 years before America was
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People having vague pops at me about the Brand tweet. I just didn't know they were friends. Flouncy, over the top camp Russell Brand does not seem like someone that one of the notoriously miserable, Jack the lad type of blokes the Gallagher brothers are would be pally with.
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Irish Brian when all the savaloys are fresh from the fryer:
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