What are my 3 favourite things? Having money, doing whatever I like and also doing whatever I like.
#FuckDemKids
What does a good life look like to you? For me at my age, it’s three things. Financial security, adventures and downtime.
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Hahahaha oh yeah what you wana do on a first date is lean really far in to their face, they love that.
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Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?
Everyone knows it's Butters!
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That's Julia Davis in Human Remains 😭
Lord help us. 😬
Katie Bland, 32, from Greetland, West Yorkshire, has been released after being jailed for just 27 months.
Last year she robbed and assaulted her partner (in his 70s) on a bus in Halifax.
Kicked him, grabbed his collar, demanded money, called him a “racist word and a dirty dog.” Threatened a woman who tried to intervene that she’d knock her jaw off.
Used his bank card to withdraw £40 before police arrived.
Admitted robbery, assault by beating, fraud and blackmail.
27 months. Already out. Domestic abuser now living in Halifax.
This is the state of soft justice.
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By the way, if you've not seen this episode of Human Remains it's fucking brilliant.
Especially the bump and grind, mashed potato and baby to Alton Towers scenes
youtu.be/LPYsoNu5jHk?si=0Lm0…
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Well that's the Christmas gift for @ReallyNiceDerek sorted
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People having vague pops at me about the Brand tweet. I just didn't know they were friends.
Flouncy, over the top camp Russell Brand does not seem like someone that one of the notoriously miserable, Jack the lad type of blokes the Gallagher brothers are would be pally with.
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