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Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2014
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the other toes that didn’t get stubbed
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FDR was very explicit when creating the minimum wage that it should be a livable wage. This idea that minimum wage jobs are starter jobs is corporate propaganda used to defend paying people substandard wages.
I find it hard to believe that people who make coffee believe they are owed a salary that allows them to raise a family, buy a house, cars and exotic vacations. They make coffee!
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Me af when the 3pm Teams Meeting gets canceled
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So Billy wants to fuck Nathan and Nathan wants to fuck Elizabeth and Elizabeth thinks she’s the hamburglar
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Kevin Feige to James Gunn
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People who send out foul sexual tweets are weird and probably alone.
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(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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robert pattinson tapped to play John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt
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bit of the year
Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.
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good. now put him on trial for “Arthur”
LONDON (AP) — London jury convicts Russell Brand of rape and sexual assault.
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this is now the pledge of allegiance
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I can finally start using my litter box again at work
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Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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Just like we drew it up.
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When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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