and remember friends…use protection
otherwise you’ll have a lil bastard that will make your life a living hell and then grow up to try burning you alive and HIS NAME IS GONNA BE GODDAMN MICHEAL
“hE wOuld nOt sAy tHat”
well EXCUSEEE a supernaturally possessed serial killer animatronic for trying to comfort you 🙄
being locked in a safe room for nearly 30 years without any food sure makes someone lose their marbles
“Springtrap why are you so angry and rude all the time?”
Try living with a springlock stuck in your ASSHOLE 24/7.
🚨SPRINGTRAP has donated $1 to the LGBTQ Community🚨
“Sorry fam…is a tough economy when you have two dead kids with eternal child support…”
“But what about all the money I spend on Micheal when he was a kid, does that count as helping the gays?”





















