Agent P

All aboard the SNP express to 2031. The fare is anyone’s guess, the route needs redrawn and an industry representative puts the chances of arrival at “slim to none”. John Swinney would like a round of applause for the timetable of course.

Jonathan Ross seems to have a remarkable record of mixing with these vile celebrities. Is that just a coincidence?

Hilarious. One former inept Lord Advocate backing another inept Lord Advocate convinces nobody.

What happens to the seat if an MSP’s visa renewal is refused? Until the SNP and Greens can answer that in plain English, they can spare us the lectures about how seriously they take Scottish democracy.

Take the SNP press team to a village that’s lost its bus. Let them film the £2 fare launch at the empty stop. Let's see how that works out.

John Swinney called the decision to block Ming Yang’s Ardersier plant “anti-Scottish”. What a 🤡.

Scotland remembers the fallen on Armistice Day. Some were dressed more appropriately than others.

Who the hell voted for this clueless idiot? scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/n…

It's crystal clear. Despite what the SNP may tell you, they want to totally shut down Scotland's North Sea oil and gas industry. scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/n…

John Swinney’s food price cap is going to put prices up. 🙈 scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/n…

There’s something grotesque about watching a government see threatened jobs and think, “How can we get more powers out of this?”

John Swinney should stand in front of a room of school leavers and tell them exactly how many extra apprenticeships his government will deliver this year. Then let them ask where the jobs are.

A huge misstep unfortunately. Playing right into the hands of the SNP.

Glasgow Council has no money left apparently. The same Glasgow Council that sent tens of thousands of pounds to Gaza. #priorities

The 'most transparent government ever' is now covering up prison riots. Makes you wonder what else they are covering up.

Happens every single year. Literally, every single year. Why is nothing done ever about it apart from warning the public not to go to A&E?

Never trust anybody with a bird's nest on their head.

What a load of incomprehensible gobbledegook. £75K a year this clown is on.

The SNP only want control of the BBC so they can pump even more propaganda into our houses every night. MSPs should laugh it out of the chamber. scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/n…