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TRUMP 47 Week 94 of 208 THE FINAL FRONTIER II - I DON'T BELIEVE IN A NO-WIN SCENARIO
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"My name is BRAD or at least, that's what YOU call me. And you think I’m young, that I just got here. But I didn’t just get here. I’ve been here since the dawn of TIME. I hunted mammoths. I wandered from the steppe to the forest, then to the coast. I built your greatest cities and cathedrals from the ground. I built boats and crossed the great oceans. I explored and conquered the whole planet. I haven’t been to the Moon yet, but the guys who did wouldn’t have gotten there without me and my guys. Now I wanna clear some things up, between us-- You think I’m lazy, you think I’m afraid, and you think I don’t care. But you see, I LOVE doing hard things, impossible things, dangerous things. I love building things, I love destroying things. I love getting together with other guys (named Brad) and doing things that would frighten my mother. So I’m NOT lazy, I’m not afraid. I’m actually not afraid to DIE, but I want to die WELL. And it’s not that I don’t care, I care DEEPLY. But it seems like nobody cares about me. Seems like YOU don’t care about me. See, all I want is to work hard, do great heroic things, and probably die... but I wanna die with my brothers, FOR something, FOR someone. And I’ve had a hard time lately because it seems like the rule is, YOU want me to die alone, FOR nothing, FOR no-one. So I’m not really happy with you. Seems like you’re not happy with me. I don’t know why that is—I could HELP you. So I’ll make you a deal. I will make you a DEAL: You don’t gotta tell me I was right. You don’t gotta tell me you’re sorry. The words I need to hear from you are, 'Brad… I NEED YOU. I need you for something GREAT. I need you to build something GREAT. I need you to CONQUER something great. I need you to be great, Brad! I need you to help ME be great.' Now if you tell me that, and you really MEAN IT? I will give you VICTORY, and happily sacrifice, give all that I am, FOR YOU. And after I do that, I’m gonna need you to reward me for it, and tell the other bigshots and the world about how I came through when you were in a tight spot. That’s all. If you need to reach me, I’m in the book."
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>Female child math prodigy >Look inside >It's a man.
Hannah Cairo disproved a 40-year-old conjecture in harmonic analysis at age 17. In fall 2024 she emailed UC Berkeley professor Ruixiang Zhang and asked to sit in on his graduate course on Fourier restriction theory. She was not enrolled. Zhang said yes. The class centered on how waves and functions can be restricted to curved surfaces and what kinds of concentrations that produces. Zhang assigned a homework problem linked to the Mizohata-Takeuchi conjecture, an open question from the 1980s about weighted estimates for Fourier extension operators. For decades the field largely expected the conjecture to be true; a proof would have sharpened several other results. Cairo finished the assigned version, then kept working on the full statement. After months of unsuccessful attempts to prove it, she reversed direction and constructed a counterexample instead—using a projection of a higher-dimensional lattice (a hypercube construction) that produced a logarithmic loss where the conjecture predicted none. One counterexample is enough. She posted the paper, “A Counterexample to the Mizohata-Takeuchi Conjecture,” to arXiv on 10 February 2025. Zhang took weeks to be fully convinced; once he was, the result circulated quickly. Later that year Cairo presented it at a harmonic analysis conference in El Escorial, Spain. She and Zhang subsequently extended the work to power-loss counterexamples on dense families of convex hypersurfaces. Cairo was born in Nassau in 2007, homeschooled, and taught herself advanced mathematics largely alone after finishing calculus online by age 11. At 14 she joined the Berkeley Math Circle remotely; after the family moved to California she continued taking graduate courses through concurrent enrollment. She later applied directly to PhD programs, skipping the usual undergraduate and master’s degrees. Several departments turned her down for lack of a bachelor’s; the University of Maryland accepted her. She began doctoral work there in fall 2025 and received a $100,000 Davidson Fellows scholarship for the counterexample. The story is straightforward: a self-taught teenager treated a long-standing conjecture as a problem to be tested rather than an assumption to be proved, found a concrete case where it fails, and wrote it up. The mathematics community accepted the counterexample. She is now continuing work in Fourier restriction theory as a PhD student. 🌹
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There are 122 winnable raises across the South. 2026 was a bloodletting of the old GOP politicians throughout local seats. It's time for an organization to take charge, recruit, train, and support. Once more unto the breach, dear friends.
With Democrats gaining majorities in legislative chambers in Texas, North Carolina, and Georgia I was curious how many Crossover districts there now were in the South. There look to be 122 Trump district Democrats in Lower Houses and 3 Harris district Republicans
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“The purpose of art is to make you feel something and start conversations” Utter bullshit. Even a dead body makes people feel things and start conversations. Doesn’t make it art. An unmade bed isn’t “art”. A sculpture of excrement isn’t “art” The purpose of art is to elicit feelings of awe and reflection. If there is ugliness in art it must remind us of beauty, life and justice.
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"So the NYT get an affair story, then another one the same week...the midterms were last week...and Anthropic's IPO is...next week..."
JUST IN: Nvidia is reportedly preparing to "oust" CEO Jensen Huang
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not even a question
If you had one tv show that’s a must watch! What is it?!
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🚨 BREAKING: Senator Padmé Amidala faces expulsion from the Galactic Senate after Holonet doorbell footage surfaces of her making Wookiee noises.
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GM. “Brad” has some shit to say.
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"What's that?" "This, my friend, is a HOOCHED-UP NOG." "It comes with hooch???!"
I mixed up a half batch of Washington’s Eggnog, with the intention of stowing it for a few weeks to age it. @Grok told me the recipe as-written was ~100 ounces. I wanted to put mine in a 48 ounce Califia Farms container. A half batch was 16+ ounces too much aaaand I’m tossed!
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So what you’re saying is this isn’t a kickstarter, this is basically a digitized version of the Scholastic book fair?
“So there’s no production timeline?” “All the editing and cover art were done months ago.” “So I’m guaranteed a product once the Kickstarter ends?” “Sir, you can read or listen to it free right now.”
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“You finish your breakfast. Then you wonder how you would feel if you skipped breakfast.”
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This is simply not true. According to Mercer’s 2026 compensation survey, the average promotion comes after three years and with an 8.7% raise. The average job-hop comes at eighteen months and with a 4.8% raise. Two employees start at $100,000: > Tim: Stays loyal, earns an 8.7% promotion raise every 3 years. > Harry: Changes jobs every 18 months, securing a 4.8% raise each time. After 10 years: > Tim: $128,437 salary; $1,109,007 earned > Harry: $132,485 salary; $1,147,651 earned Harry the job-hopper comes out ahead by every metric. And that’s assuming Tim actually gets those promotions. He could spend years busting his ass only to be passed over or denied a meaningful raise. Frankly, he’s probably more likely to get laid off because some consultant decided he’s too expensive than he is to receive three consecutive promotions. Corporate America spent 50 years loudly proclaiming that loyalty is for suckers. Anyone who believes their nonsense propaganda now deserves their fate.
"Employees who stay put win faster promotions and more pay than serial job switchers," per WSJ
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This “Well shucks there’s nothing we can do now guess we can’t have a country anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” routine is nauseating
GOP Rep. Marlin Stutzman: “If you want to do mass deportations, I just don’t think it’s possible. You’re looking at 20 million people that you would have to deport out of this country.”
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Christian Bale accidentally invented the internet crashout.
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“The purpose of art is to make you feel something and start conversations” Utter bullshit. Even a dead body makes people feel things and start conversations. Doesn’t make it art. An unmade bed isn’t “art”. A sculpture of excrement isn’t “art” The purpose of art is to elicit feelings of awe and reflection. If there is ugliness in art it must remind us of beauty, life and justice.
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“The purpose of art is to make you feel something and start conversations” Utter bullshit. Even a dead body makes people feel things and start conversations. Doesn’t make it art. An unmade bed isn’t “art”. A sculpture of excrement isn’t “art” The purpose of art is to elicit feelings of awe and reflection. If there is ugliness in art it must remind us of beauty, life and justice.
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“We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They turn our states blue and we move away. They destroy entire cities and we fall back to the suburbs. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!”
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This post is making people mad. Too bad! I stand behind everything I said. Thanksgiving is the whitest and most pure holiday. North American Anglo Excellence. If you're not stuffing or turkeymaxxing you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Replying to @lonelyfag15
Thanksgiving is a white holiday that has no consumerism, no melodramatic spectacles and the primary function of it is >gather with family and eat an Anglo dinner<. Also football and a modest parade. There is no way to commercialize or negrofy it. A patriots holiday
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We have so many foreigners occupying our country that they can credibly threaten to hand political power over to our enemies if they think we are getting rid of too many foreigners. What a gigantic mistake it was to ever let these people in.
South Texas Builders Association Vice Chair Benny Melendez to White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller: "If you want to continue harassing our communities...These same communities you're now harassing will make sure you lose the White House."
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GM. “Brad” has some shit to say.
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