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JUST IN: $222,000,000 worth of crypto longs liquidated in the past 30 minutes.

i will never ignore bad news wrapped in a leather jacket ever again

hype/btc buy the dip

I am a living example of “if a man says tomorrow, that means tomorrow and do not ask every day” got real Kimchi on my sketchbook today @AlliedToasters hope Kimchi will recognise himself

All you need to know about Elysium is; L2s have absolutely no reason to exist and nobody uses them. nobody even uses the HyperEVM and nobody will use elysium. it is simply an excuse for the Kinetiq team to raise capital and be used as a temporary narrative to pump the KNTQ token because their core product also has no demand. At least Erthereum L2s had an actual narrative for existence as ETH fees were genuinely expensive and slow. what is just one reason for a L2 on Hyperliquid?

Spent a bit of time in SF. Not a single person left who thinks about crypto.

frankly i like NEST, but tokenomics are too convoluted for avg ct participant to have any idea wtf is going on

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hype/btc buy the dip

time to stop shorting $hype (fr this time) hedges are good but i'm rotating all my short exposure to bitcoin:native life is too precious to be short the best coin

wtf is happening I thought the blue wave would cause the market to collapse 😭

am i retarded but how is a democrat sweep bearish news?

ok hedge back on send it to hades

hyperliquid assistance fund just received its monthly AQAv2 payout of $15.92m usdc (landed 00:00:00 utc). last month it spent the full payout buying hype in 36h. hypeburn.fun/

Today, equity perps can begin trading for the first time on @CFTC registered exchanges. This move reflects my commitment to ensuring that America’s markets remain the most innovative, liquid, and well-regulated in the world. Instead of being forced to turn to offshore, unregulated venues to access equity perpetual futures, Americans may now access equity perps on CFTC-regulated markets subject to robust safeguards. I appreciate the continued partnership of @SECGov and @SECPaulSAtkins as we work to further harmonize our agencies' regulatory initiatives.

trying out going hedge-free until assistance fund runs out of cash, short closed at $82.807