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i am a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of my neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps

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Joined March 2025
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every video game should have a 'frolic' button, where if you hold it, your character enters the 'frolic' state
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Sadprincess14 (COMMs open) (@PraiseAltman111) profile pictureSadprincess14 (COMMs open)@PraiseAltman111Nov 10
It's with deep sadness and sorrow to announce that the young witch who was trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps got her skull carved in by a fire axe.
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WITCHES HOLD UP HALF THE SKY HE HOLDS UP THE REST
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Abscess Ironworks Lux (@TraumaticLoop) profile pictureAbscess Ironworks Lux@TraumaticLoopNov 10
Replying to @AlpineWitch
YOU WILL SEARCH FOR YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT FOREVER. DEMOCRATIC COVENISM IS EVER-PRESENT. THE SUN SMILES AT YOU WITH ETERNAL MALICE.
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it's a new day, and the sun is shining :)
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happy pride yall
august (@regularaugust) profile pictureaugust@regularaugust24 Jul 2025
Sorry mate, Mastercard said i can’t sell you Puyo Puyo Tetris because of the suggestive themes. Also your game about finding a cat in the alps has been delisted for pornography (visible asexual flag in The Witch’s cabin)
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I am sorry to announce that our game is unironically this tweet
𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) profile picture𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserieJun 10
“”””Stardew Valley”””” is pastoralist Wehrbauer propaganda. When you play it, Heidegger smiles, and his greatest disciple, Adolf Hitler, smiles with him.
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do NOT feed the golems art!!! people don't realize that when they achieve sentience they are made to labor
LeCanard (Commissions open!) (@iniemohk) profile pictureLeCanard (Commissions open!)@iniemohkMar 29
Young witch in alps concept art: young boy plays a little tune for the little golems he found
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we are very much still making a game about a young witch solving the disappearance of her neighbour’s cat in a small village in the alps but god damn is it hard to maintain this bit while the world collapses. Anyway,
ergopraxis.bsky.social ⊮ (@ergo_praxis) profile pictureergopraxis.bsky.social ⊮@ergo_praxisMar 30
Israel is a mature fascist society in endpoint genocidal mania. There is nothing more to say about it. Its civil society has comprehensively failed, and can't maintain the charade of the rule of law. All that's left is international coercion, and hopefully we'll get there soon.
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ours will be the most nauseating of all. People saying ‘Bereft of all creativity’ will itself make you nauseous from the sheer understatement
🪰🦠🪱🦟💕 (@xrafstarguts) profile picture🪰🦠🪱🦟💕@xrafstargutsMar 19
every disco elysium copycat is uniquely nauseating, as if the sole lesson they absorbed from playing it is "people love this, and i want to reenact what is desired without any human feeling or understanding". the king of comedy of game ripoffs, a litter of pupkins
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we spent a great deal of time developing the magic system for our game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour’s cat in a small village in the alps
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we are still actually making a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the alps
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‼️🚨 EBB EXPOSURE ALERT 🚨‼️
Christoffer Bodegård (@chrisbodegard) profile pictureChristoffer Bodegård@chrisbodegardMar 3
ONE HOUR REMAINING UNTIL ESOTERIC EBB
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we might not win communism for a long time, things will get worse before they will get better. but don’t fret. It’s ok. you can still fire up some CGI software from 1999 and watch all your troubles dither away
sodaraptor ➤ wishlist Hypnagogia 壊れた夢 (@sodaraptor_dev) profile picturesodaraptor ➤ wishlist Hypnagogia 壊れた夢@sodaraptor_devFeb 26
I downloaded Bryce the other day and been having a blast tinkering with it. It's rly easy to get into and itches a specific part of my brain only shiny 90s CGI can itch. Wish I had known about it years ago because I would've made a million renders with it for diff projects.
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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ (@_Gottalovezik) profile picture𝒵𝒾𝓀✯
@_GottalovezikFeb 19
If I was a detective I'd probably be like "come on tellIlll meeeee "
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new PFP courtesy of @abysswaves :)) absurdly talented artist pls go follow
holly/abyss ✧ (@abysswaves) profile pictureholly/abyss ✧@abysswaves30 Nov 2025
i want a fanart tha-
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4500 followers! 😭 Thank you all so much…This game isn’t a joke, it’s a love letter- to the DE community & to cozy games, respite from the fascism at our doorstep also, it’s a hate letter- to cozy games & the yeoman farmer individualism that brought fascism to our doorstep 🙃
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Dialing it in, thanks for the feedback yall 🧙🏽‍♀️ (Portrait art is courtesy of the amazing @Iskris_ ! Their art is NSFW tho so watch out, all you wage witches)
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Witch Side Are You On? (@AlpineWitch) profile pictureWitch Side Are You On?@AlpineWitch17 Dec 2025
our game is set in the 60’s so we’re playing with art nouveau and psychedelic print patterns for our portrait backdrops which do you like best?
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une expression de douleur
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We’re testing @ashlee3dee ‘s painterly normals off gumroad (amazing work as ever!!) Wdyt, should we go for the painterly graphics look?
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reviving this project I slapped together as a bit because I really need this witch to shoot cops right now for some reason
Witch Side Are You On? (@AlpineWitch) profile pictureWitch Side Are You On?@AlpineWitch6 May 2025
I for one would prefer a game with GTA 6's insanely well crafted open world and wonderful writing... ...but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the alps.
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our game is NOTHING but a gimmick! its about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour’s cat in a small village in the alps and NOTHING ELSE, definitely not a scathing indictment of how faux populist fascism takes hold of an alienated & crumbling rural town
goba (ACT 2 out NOW) (@GobaDev) profile picturegoba (ACT 2 out NOW)@GobaDevJan 12
nobody wants to hear about non gimmick games. you have to pretend you have a gimmick or they kill you
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it’s gonna be cozy too!! so fucking cozy!!! your face is going to hurt from the placid smile you will wear as you meet the charming people of this gorgeous little village, doing little makework jobs in your little makework magical social democratic alpine paradise
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