"I know that I know nothing" Socrates after Plato. “Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.” Oscar Wilde
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Reader, there were no physical attacks on Joe Biden.
The physical attacks in Dublin 🇮🇪 on United States president Joe Biden, a proud Irish American, should have the Irish ambassador to the United States recalled.
Make no mistake, the free Palestine political violence that has dominated Ireland in the past few years will not stop with attacking Israelis or Americans.
A very red line has been crossed.
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Capernosity and Function retweeted
Comedian Stewart Lee called out Russell Brand all the way back in April 7, 2008.
"The way Russell Brand makes up names for his own penis makes him sound like a child molester."
The end is hilarious.
Capernosity and Function retweeted
Seems a great time to draw attention to Charlie Broker's excellent Russell Brand takedown in 2015
Capernosity and Function retweeted
There’s a salon near me called Swanky and I’ve just spent 5 minutes trying to align the lamppost and shop awning like an Uncharted puzzle
#RussellBrand about to experience the same thing he inflicted on these women for many years to come.
BREAKING: The beginning of the sentencing of Russell Brand has been delayed as court staff 'organise' the room so Brand is unable to see the witness box, as one victim prepares to read an impact statement in person.
Follow live updates ➡️ trib.al/5XqfJAm
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An entire coral reef? Impressive
Seeing @andyburnham lay a reef at the cenotaph is a insult to the fallen 😡😡
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All authoritarians are humourless.
SNL is literally the antithesis of comedy and satire.
It takes weak men to take cheap shots — especially about @elonmusk’s kids. Elon is a devoted dad who prioritizes time with his kids and it’s obvious they absolutely adore him.
This is just a political hit job masquerading under the banner of comedy.
Make comedy actually funny again.
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Capernosity and Function retweeted
Our latest pod is now availiable as Adam is joined by Christian, Lee & Reiss to reflect on the superb win over Man City (H) 🩵
🗣️ Lee: ‘I don’t think those goals yesterday will be the best Delap scores for us’
We discuss:
- The perfect start 🤩
- Glasner’s tweaks 🏃🏼
- Delap at the double ⚽️⚽️
- Yates impact 💪
- An all round team performance 🤜🏼
🎧 - linktr.ee/redsideofthetrent
📹 - youtube.com/live/a2yP6W7UKWE…
#NFFC 🔴🎙️
Capernosity and Function retweeted
From last night at the 02: a reminder of how fucking great Manic Street Preachers still are ❤️
This cunt has been listening to too much Oaisis. Brain’s rotted
fc-utd.co.uk/
You’re drunk yea ? Fc city of Manchester I mean at least get it right 🤣 ai is cheating - night DUCK I mean what planet do we p call each other duck ya fucking inbreds get back darn pit
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10 PL games and Maresca has started Bouaddi only twice. Remember he cost €100m. No other team would have that luxury
#PremierLeague #NFOMCI #ManCity #MCFC
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Sky will definitely cover the Ardwick AFC vs FC United of Manchester derby in the Northern Premier League next season.
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Elon Musk is hiding this video of Bill Burr ripping him apart.
So don't RT it.
Or do if you don't like Elon Musk.
Mancheater City’s bananas can get bent like the trajectory of Delap’s second goal. #NFFC
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