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NHL & NFL🤠@barstoolsports Ice Person🧊Ice House 2025🏠ATeaz 67% ‘26 Season, 17-11 ‘27🏈Cowboys🏀#PorVida🔴Arsenal🏒Stars/Leafs🌟🍁*IN RECOVERY* 116 Days🙏💪

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Joined April 2011
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Today marks the first trip I have taken in TWENTY TWO YEARS without a drink. Twenty two fucking years man of slammin’ beers and shots in the terminal like a bozo waiting for the booze bus to ship me off to party hard or play music for a bunch of drunk people stoned on god knows what. Im 40. Thats over half my god damn, god forsaken life of having three ‘Andrew’ modes: drunk, stoned, or hungover with a big side of hangxiety. Twenty two years of fuzzy memories or drunk fights or drunk nights… or just passed out drunk. That isnt me anymore man. Fuck all that noise. I’m hitting 90 days sober tomorrow... with a special wellness retreat with someone very special in my life. But… Fuck this shit is hard. One day at a time. I am gratefum for another 24 and I’m not dead like Adam, Teddy, Wynn, Rich, & Ben… 5 of my buds taken WAY too fucking early man… years ago too. We were young and dumb and full of coke and rum. Fuck you drugs and alcohol. Im so fucking DONE with BOTH of you. Piss off you fucking assholes. Pricks. Just a burned out old party bar trying to change his damn life for the better for his 2 sons who need a sober Dad around not some fucking selfish asshole drunk prick. They need me, badly. Erica needs me (not so badly she ab kill me y’all lmao 😅). But… I need me. 🙏🙏 So here is the ol’ 3 drink rule @hannahcmontoya - this time round its a pellegrino with a lime, black coffee, & a cranberry juice (im on my period)… used to be a shot, a beer, and a tito’s & soda. Fuck yaaaaaself. 💧☕️🧃 Headed west. Let’s rock and roll you mother fuckers. 🤘🎸 Oh and FUCK YEAH to @jamesygraym for 8 years!! What a flex brother!! POWER. 💪💪💪 #Recovery #MentalHealth #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous cc: @FatBoySurfClub
4:59AM Break the chains & be free from the chains of alcohol that cut so deeply and the toxic relationships that hurt so badly. - Anonymous 🩸🗡️⛓️‍💥 A few weeks ago I went to my flesh therapist and described to her what was going on with me, getting sober and finally getting through this horrible, never ending divorce (currently at 392 days, still ongoing) and she suggested a bloody dagger laden in symbolism and I agreed… Hell yeah. For this design we settled on a dagger jabbed deeply into my left thigh searching for my femoral artery, a crucial artery that gets blood from the heart to your lower abdonmen, and, if cut properly, will have you bleeding out and dead in no time… Hell yeah. So what does it mean man? Well if I let booze back into my bloodstream or let my soon to be ex wife ever get that close to my heart again, it can surely kill me. The Whole Damn Wu Tang Clan preaches “protect ya neck” but what about “protect your sacred energy and your blood” man? Hell yeah. There are also 7 droplets of blood signifying the s7, or 7 deadly sins, because I am trying to kill off pride (superbia), greed (avaritia), lust (luxuria), envy (invidia), gluttony (gula), wrath (Ira) and sloth (acedia) through my various sobriety programs. No time for those, I have already asked the Universe, my Higher Power (Step 3) to remove them from me which is Step 7 of the 12 Step AA program. Hell yeah. Above the dagger reads the Shakespear quote, slightly modified for some cheeky word play, but included on ALL AA chips - ‘To Thine Own Self Be True.’ The meaning man… ✍️🔏🖊️ Well folks I have to keep me as #1, as Alcoholics Anonymous says, because if you lose yourself, you lose it all… and I almost lost it all. Gone is the beautiful dream home, the ‘perfect family’ (hah!), the glorious days of swimming with my two sons in our backyard pool, BBQ’ing on the weekends… …but it had to all come crashing down, and in dramatic fashion I might add, and I am so grateful it did. 🙏💪 You see I have to look at this divorce from a wider lense and accept this fall from grace as a warning to those who are on the verge of losing it all… but I am grateful for it. Grateful that my former partner secretly took our children out of town and had me served divorce papers on that fateful Friday of September 19th, 2025, knocky knock knock lol 💥💥🚪, because through all the pain, all the loneliness, all the sorrow, all the money lit on a devil’s fire on attorney fees and all my money lost in the “settlement” from a disastrous and cunning Med-Arb debacle, I gained something that is PRICELESS… My sobriety. But bear witness for you are all watching the rebirth of a man who lost his happiness and his damn life to booze, and all the fun derivatives that go along with the bottle addiction, and I feel like I got my damn life back NOW. What a blessing it is. Was it easy? Shit no! And I may have had to ex-communicate a few along the way to protect myself, my sanity, and my sobriety but man… what a sick and twisted miraculous blessing it is. Just like this bloody, flesh twisted dagger man... Hell yeah.  And just like this dagger… which someone stuck into my leg and twisted pretty hard just to make sure it got nice and deep and was searching, grinding towards that critical artery to kill me, I stopped it.  And if I want to drink, all I have to do is look at my left thigh and think about all those horrible, painful feelings I felt… and suddenly the urge and want to drink or use vanishes like a fireman vanishes into the smokey mist after a house fire. Hell yeah.  To conclude, there is a broken chain on the handle to signify my breaking of the psychological chains that used to keep me chained down like a mutilated Notre Dame hunchback or a fantastical beast that is looking for love like a flower slowly losing its pedals as it incrementally  dies… day by day… One day at time. #Recovery #MentalHealth #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous #OneDayAtATime
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LeBron .13s into his first @NHL game 🏒💥😱 @Singsy24 @Sean11178 @heatdaddy69420 #LeBron #ALLCAPS #GoSensGo #Soft
I just did the math and calculated that LeBron James would last 0.13 seconds in an NHL game. #soft
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Smash or pass? @LEGO_Group Lego my eggo! Point stack below👇🥞 #PassionNeverSleeps  #GoAvsGo  #Leafs  #MNWild  #GoHabsGo  #ALLCAPS  #GoSensGo  #NoJinx🍀 #This💪
Andy⛸️Skates back 4 tn’s @NHL action 🥅🏒🔥 🧊COL/TOR & MIN/MON & WSH/OTT all o5.5 +285 🧊McKinnon/Nylander & Wilson/Caufield & Kaprizov/Pinto pt +1400 cc: @elio82 @jamesygraym @GarretDucommun @UncleDanny_24 @DerikChat @CodyPucks @realjaycea ¡VAMOS Y’ALL! #PassionNeverSleeps #GoAvsGo #Leafs #MNWild #GoHabsGo #ALLCAPS #GoSensGo #NoJinx🍀 #This💪
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Andy⛸️Skates back 4 tn’s @NHL action 🥅🏒🔥 🧊COL/TOR & MIN/MON & WSH/OTT all o5.5 +285 🧊McKinnon/Nylander & Wilson/Caufield & Kaprizov/Pinto pt +1400 cc: @elio82 @jamesygraym @GarretDucommun @UncleDanny_24 @DerikChat @CodyPucks @realjaycea ¡VAMOS Y’ALL! #PassionNeverSleeps #GoAvsGo #Leafs #MNWild #GoHabsGo #ALLCAPS #GoSensGo #NoJinx🍀 #This💪
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Replying to @ChadFisher
@ChadFisher ATX what uuuuuppppp
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The @Vikings have been officially ELIMINATED from the @NFL playoffs after starting 6-0. #SKOL #BillsMafia #Vikings #Eliminated
Ya boy Andy🏈Teazers 17-11 on the seaz with an @NFL Monday Night Football play knockin’ out the books like @49ers or @Raiders fans ya heard?! 🏈🔥 🏈BUF +3 & BUF/MIN o38.5 #BillsMafia #SKOL #FTTB #RaiderNation #MondayNightFootball #MNF #NFL xitter.twitterapi.xyz/pahrduve/status/211959…
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🚨BILLS TD🚨 James Cook runs it up the middle on a tired @Vikings defense and scores! 🏈💪 Bills 20 - 6 Vikings #BillsMafia #SKOL #NFL #PleaseGodHockenson #Wentz
🌶️ADDING A TD SGP🌶️ Spicing up @NFL Monday Night Football with a +500 Touchdown Same Game Parlay 🏈🌶️🔥 🌶️James Cook & TJ Hockenson ATD +500 Let’s go!! #BillsMafia #SKOL #NFL #MNF
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😩BILLS/VIKINGS HALFTIME😩 Carson Wentz = ass @Vikings defense = good Over 39.5 sort of alive, somehow. Terrible game. Bills 10 - 6 Vikings #BillsMafia #SKOL #MNF #Ass
Ya boy Andy🏈Teazers 17-11 on the seaz with an @NFL Monday Night Football play knockin’ out the books like @49ers or @Raiders fans ya heard?! 🏈🔥 🏈BUF +3 & BUF/MIN o38.5 #BillsMafia #SKOL #FTTB #RaiderNation #MondayNightFootball #MNF #NFL xitter.twitterapi.xyz/pahrduve/status/211959…
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🌶️ADDING A TD SGP🌶️ Spicing up @NFL Monday Night Football with a +500 Touchdown Same Game Parlay 🏈🌶️🔥 🌶️James Cook & TJ Hockenson ATD +500 Let’s go!! #BillsMafia #SKOL #NFL #MNF
Ya boy Andy🏈Teazers 17-11 on the seaz with an @NFL Monday Night Football play knockin’ out the books like @49ers or @Raiders fans ya heard?! 🏈🔥 🏈BUF +3 & BUF/MIN o38.5 #BillsMafia #SKOL #FTTB #RaiderNation #MondayNightFootball #MNF #NFL xitter.twitterapi.xyz/pahrduve/status/211959…
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Ya boy Andy🏈Teazers 17-11 on the seaz with an @NFL Monday Night Football play knockin’ out the books like @49ers or @Raiders fans ya heard?! 🏈🔥 🏈BUF +3 & BUF/MIN o38.5 #BillsMafia #SKOL #FTTB #RaiderNation #MondayNightFootball #MNF #NFL xitter.twitterapi.xyz/pahrduve/status/211959…
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Ya boy Andy🏈Teazers 17-11 on the seaz with an @NFL Monday Night Football play knockin’ out the books like @49ers or @Raiders fans ya heard?! 🏈🔥 🏈BUF +3 & BUF/MIN o38.5 #BillsMafia #SKOL #FTTB #RaiderNation #MondayNightFootball #MNF #NFL xitter.twitterapi.xyz/pahrduve/status/211959…
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COWBOYS WIN!! 🤠🤠 & WE CASH IT!! 💵💵I STILL BELIEVE!!💪💪 AMERICAS TEAM THE @DALLASCOWBOYS!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 @SheaInIrving @purdpurd @DylanGrady_phd @RJHolzer ✅✅DAL -2.5 & ✅Lamb o77 Rec Yds & ✅Flournoy o36 Rec Yds & ✅Williams TD ✅+339 #DallasCowboys #ForTheShoe #GoCowboys #USA
⭐️COWBOYS SGP⭐️ I’m a sicko but I just can’t quit you @dallascowboys ! We need a STATEMENT win. So here goes… @SheaInIrving @purdpurd @DylanGrady_phd 🏈DAL -2.5 & Lamb o77 Rec Yds & Flournoy o36 Rec Yds & Williams TD +339 #DallasCowboys #ForTheShoe #GoCowboys #IdiotFan
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CASH IT!! ✅✅ YA BOY ANDY🏈TEAZERS!! 🤑🤑17-10! 💰💰JUST NEED @Raiders +16 👀👀 ✅✅DET ML & ✅✅LAR +2 ⁉️⁉️LV +16 & ✅✅KC -3 Let’s go!! #OnePride  #RamsHouse  #RaiderNation  #ChiefsKingdom  #PhinsUp  #RaiseHail  #FTTB  #JetUp
It’s ya boy Andy🏈Teazers sitting at 16-10 with 2 teazers for today & both are 2T 6.5pt @ -120 🏈🔥 🏈DET ML & LAR +2 🏈LV +16 & KC -3 Let’s go!! #OnePride #RamsHouse #RaiderNation #ChiefsKingdom #PhinsUp #RaiseHail #FTTB #JetUp
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Greatest cele ever? Madrid… Bulls… Toro!! Get it? 🐂🇪🇸 Anyway CeeDee and Flournoy are ceoebrating today BIG. You too Williams!! ⭐️🤠 Not you Pickens. Bum. Make a play bro. Smh. #DallasCowboys #WhoDey #Bulls #Toro #Madrid #NFL
⭐️COWBOYS SGP⭐️ I’m a sicko but I just can’t quit you @dallascowboys ! We need a STATEMENT win. So here goes… @SheaInIrving @purdpurd @DylanGrady_phd 🏈DAL -2.5 & Lamb o77 Rec Yds & Flournoy o36 Rec Yds & Williams TD +339 #DallasCowboys #ForTheShoe #GoCowboys #IdiotFan
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⭐️COWBOYS SGP⭐️ I’m a sicko but I just can’t quit you @dallascowboys ! We need a STATEMENT win. So here goes… @SheaInIrving @purdpurd @DylanGrady_phd 🏈DAL -2.5 & Lamb o77 Rec Yds & Flournoy o36 Rec Yds & Williams TD +339 #DallasCowboys #ForTheShoe #GoCowboys #IdiotFan
It’s ya boy Andy🏈Teazers sitting at 16-10 with 2 teazers for today & both are 2T 6.5pt @ -120 🏈🔥 🏈DET ML & LAR +2 🏈LV +16 & KC -3 Let’s go!! #OnePride #RamsHouse #RaiderNation #ChiefsKingdom #PhinsUp #RaiseHail #FTTB #JetUp
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The Mango Habanero Ribs are done and good lord they look so damn good. 🍖👀😋 @HEB Lock in folks!! 2 Teazers below!! Great Sunday ahead!! 🔒🔐🔏 Let em rest!! #OnePride  #RamsHouse  #RaiderNation  #ChiefsKingdom  #PhinsUp  #RaiseHail  #FTTB  #JetUp #DallasCowboys
It’s ya boy Andy🏈Teazers sitting at 16-10 with 2 teazers for today & both are 2T 6.5pt @ -120 🏈🔥 🏈DET ML & LAR +2 🏈LV +16 & KC -3 Let’s go!! #OnePride #RamsHouse #RaiderNation #ChiefsKingdom #PhinsUp #RaiseHail #FTTB #JetUp
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It’s ya boy Andy🏈Teazers sitting at 16-10 with 2 teazers for today & both are 2T 6.5pt @ -120 🏈🔥 🏈DET ML & LAR +2 🏈LV +16 & KC -3 Let’s go!! #OnePride #RamsHouse #RaiderNation #ChiefsKingdom #PhinsUp #RaiseHail #FTTB #JetUp
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Let’s get em saucy! 🍖🔥🍖 90mins in and we hit the ribs with the @HEB Mango Hab and daaaamn. Looking so good! 🥭🌶️🔥 #WhoDey #DirtyBirds #Ribs #BBQ
🧠💪THE AA’s WEEK 9💪🧠 A Same Game Parlay from 2 sober dudes (@CoachAaronKnows & myself) improving their lives both physically & mentally - one day at a time. 💪🧠 🏈Burrow & Stafford 2 Passing TDs +130 Let’s work!! Some powerful inspos: @NjTank99 @MattPiperJenks @DerikChat 💪🙌 #WhoDey #RamsHouse #DirtyBirds #RaiseHail
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🚨BENGALS TD🚨 Burrow to Higgins!! Let’s go @CoachAaronKnows !!🏈🔥 ✅Burrow 2 TDs We move to Stafford 2 TDs!! 💪💪 #WhoDey  #DirtyBirds  #NFL #Madrid
🧠💪THE AA’s WEEK 9💪🧠 A Same Game Parlay from 2 sober dudes (@CoachAaronKnows & myself) improving their lives both physically & mentally - one day at a time. 💪🧠 🏈Burrow & Stafford 2 Passing TDs +130 Let’s work!! Some powerful inspos: @NjTank99 @MattPiperJenks @DerikChat 💪🙌 #WhoDey #RamsHouse #DirtyBirds #RaiseHail
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🚨BENGALS TD🚨 Burrow to Chase deep, so nasty. 🏈🔥 #WhoDey #DirtyBirds #NFL #Madrid
🧠💪THE AA’s WEEK 9💪🧠 A Same Game Parlay from 2 sober dudes (@CoachAaronKnows & myself) improving their lives both physically & mentally - one day at a time. 💪🧠 🏈Burrow & Stafford 2 Passing TDs +130 Let’s work!! Some powerful inspos: @NjTank99 @MattPiperJenks @DerikChat 💪🙌 #WhoDey #RamsHouse #DirtyBirds #RaiseHail
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