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No one dies a virgin because life screws us all

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Joined July 2026
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Scary like in the movies💀
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Hawa ndio watu Duale anapea IDs 😡
Scary like in the movies💀
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Replying to @ProfTokold
This is just a long story. His second summer window of João Neves, Doué and Pacho changed everything, plus moving Dembélé to the middle as a striker. He brought in more suitable players with legs, and other bought into his demands. You have to give a manager time to build his own squad; at times, one or two windows are not enough.
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Sammy Cullen Maina. Remember that name.
Mimi naye tangu nitoke na my comrade from KCA hapo 2024 only for him to be abducted, tortured and killed by Ruto nilisema I'll never forgive that nigga hata alete Real Madrid Kasarani. Fuck ya'll supporting that Bayern shit. His name was Sammy Cullen MAINA btw.
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Some people think that Enrique came in and lit up PSG. He had a poor first year and faced calls for his sacking from PSG fans. But alas, if you know what you want and the club has your back to keep making adjustments, you will succeed as a coach. Like I always say, the most important thing is trust in the manager, his ideas, and the project.
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INVENTARON la pólvora, la tinta, la pasta –porque seguramente piensas que fueron los italianos jeje–, el papel, la brújula, la imprenta, la seda, el papel moneda, la porcelana, la acupuntura, el sismoscopio (detector de terremotos)... La ignorancia es atrevida, oyó 🤭
Estoy segura que los chinos no son capaces de crear algo propio, puras copias.
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That night, the tiki-taka era ended, and the power midfield era began. 23 April 2013. Allianz Arena. Bayern vs Barcelona, Champions League semi-final first leg. Schweinsteiger No.31 with his back to camera. It looks quiet. It was the calm before Bayern broke Barcelona. On one side, prime Xavi and Iniesta. The masters of tiki-taka, World Cup and Euro winners with Spain, who controlled games by passing teams to death. On the other side, a different breed. Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez. Not artists, warriors. Big, physical midfielders whose first job was to destroy. Jupp Heynckes did not try to out-pass Barcelona. He told his double pivot to stay tight, stay central, and mark man-to-man. Schweinsteiger fronted Messi and denied him easy balls. Martinez hunted Iniesta and barely gave him time to turn. Muller and Gomez pressed Busquets, the link man. He touched the ball 57 times that night, down from 93 in the 4-0 win over Milan earlier that season. Xavi and Iniesta still kept the ball, but they were forced deep, passing sideways and backwards to Pique and Bartra. Barcelona had 66% possession, but Bayern had 15 shots to their 4. Then Bayern punished them with power. Muller header from a corner, Gomez, Robben after a Schweinsteiger drive, Muller again. 4-0. The second leg was worse. 1 May, Camp Nou. Messi did not even start, he stayed on the bench for 90 minutes. Bayern won 3-0 again. Xavi and Iniesta were taken off early, the tie already lost. 7-0 on aggregate. The biggest semi-final win in Champions League history. Xavi and Iniesta played chess. Schweinsteiger and Martinez flipped the board.
When prime Xavi-Iniesta met a different breed of midfielder
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Zizou ne laissera aucune miette je suis mort le robinet est bien coupé désormais
🚨 OFFICIEL : Senny Mayulu (20 ans) est convoqué en Équipe de France. 🇫🇷 Dossier clos pour la RD Congo. 🇨🇩❌
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Heartpt 6 is one of the worst songs ever made, if not the worst 😭😭 Every single bar on this song aged so badly omfg 😂💔
Which Diss track was worse "Supa Ugly" OR "The Heart part 6" ?
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Steph Curry.
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Nigerians men and women are now having a competition of who is marrying white pipo more! I swear they steady embarrassing black people on this internet every. single. day 😭😭😭
Nigerian women are marrying them everyday, no be new thing 😂
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Inconsistent 10 Vs Consistent 10
I'm sorry, but the Morgan duo behind João Pedro will finally help us get rid of that inconsistent #10
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Open up girl🤤 Onlyfans.com/junizarela
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Its simple, just make me your personal maid/mistress 🤭
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Guess which year poch was in charge
Poch probably second best manager in the league when he joins, only Arteta is better
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“Through the first three weeks of the season, rookie Yaxel Lendeborg has been perfect for the Golden State Warriors, and the Warriors have been perfect for Lendeborg. [His] scoring and shooting have been impressive, but he’s also collecting rebounds, assists, blocks and steals.” Yaxel Lendeborg (21.4 PPG, 7.2 RPG, 4.0 APG) rises to the top of @JeffZillgitt’s Kia Rookie Ladder! See the full list and breakdown on the NBA App.
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Replying to @Nikita_Kering
Our artists are very politically illiterate
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Replying to @Nikita_Kering
Ignorant Kenyans in the comment section will think this is a good thing. The evil epstein class might just be using her and Bien to further their demonic agenda
Afrobeats And Its Links To US Secret Intelligence Have you ever found yourself wondering why Afrobeats - the joyful soundtrack to the "Africa Rising" era from the late 2000s through the early 2010s - seems to have lost much of its energy and lustre of recent? Does it seem to you like the music no longer belongs to the fans and has become a distant, expensive product that nobody can relate with anymore? You are not imagining it - in fact the reality of what has happened to Afrobeats is a lot darker than you would possibly imagine. Far from just a fresh music genre that embodied the sounds and aspirations of a new generation across the continent, it has been coopted into the arsenal of the US government's extensive foreign influence and interference tools. In fact, your favourite Afrobeats artist, as incredible as it sounds, most likely now has a handler permanently assigned to them by the US State Department. In this special report, The Spearhead Senior Reporter Mckay Chukwu examines a story that has been hiding in plain sight for years, detailing the State Department's well-funded cultural interference infrastructure which has been deployed all over the Global South to bend entire populations and their governments toward the foreign policy goals of the US government.
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"economic growth through Kenya's creative industries" Miss CIA tunakucheki
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