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Joined March 2009
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#666theMARK I have calculated it… I guess I have understanding… This is the MARK of the beast. don’t be an animal… hand/mind/heart…
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I’m proud of this one…
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This is my absolute favorite episode of South Park… Thank you so much Matt and Trey for making this… life-changing.
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Yes…
Replying to @AskACapper
Michael Scott wisdom and a modest amount of daily effort is the perfect playbook. 😂
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The moral of the story… cause and effect… Your actions or actions have consequences. You have free will you are in charge.
One of the most dangerous mistakes people make is believing they can control the consequences of a decision they never fully commit to.
Mike Ehrmantraut learned the cost of hesitation the hard way. His story reveals an uncomfortable truth: sometimes, refusing to make a difficult decision doesn't prevent the damage. It simply gives it more time to happen.
There's a difference between showing restraint and avoiding responsibility.
A decision you lack the courage to finish can become the very mistake you spend your life regretting.
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Yes… It’s bonkers. I weep for it nightly… Someday I wanna know the people who went through all of this. Friends across time.
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Well, yeah, kinda I do… I think I have decent standards. I know the gays shouldn’t get a month. Fire fighters or Nurses or anything else…
Replying to @AskACapper @AngryJoeShow
You must think the chef at your favorite restaurant is a hero too, what low standards...
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Thank you for this… Just let him finish before jumping to conclusions. That’s our favorite exercise jumping to conclusions. be a Cunt continuing source of inspiration.
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Not at all passive aggressive… Not at all, not about this. I want everybody to get through this. We’re all in the same boat. We’re just paddling in different directions.
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It is the right word if you’re thinking long-term… Whores be Whoring. Sucking dick is good money, but it will come back to haunt you… PS I speak from experience I’ve seen her vagina.
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I’ve been told I have a face for radio… And the voice. But definitely the face too. Listening to me like snuggling in a sleeping bag next to a fire 8^P (. Y .)
Replying to @AskACapper
I imagine that voice sounds a lot smoother when you're done analyzing the crowd and finally focusing on someone worth talking to. I’d love to see if you’re as intense in person as you are behind the screen. 😘
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Technically, I would read like I’m a huge faggot… unless you watched my Stand-up then you heard my sound. Personally I think I sound masculine… hopefully someday we’ll be friends. And you’ll see past it; but until then…
Replying to @AskACapper @Channel5iveNews
Yeah man you sound like a huge faggot, sorry you are a quadriplegic tho that sucks probably had to use voice to text huh.
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