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0311 Marine, Avid Golfer, Self Proclaimed Patriot, Cape Codder By Birth, Floridian By Choice! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Space Coast, FL.
Joined February 2015
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Coming clean......
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GM y’all! Happy Thirsty Thursday to all who celebrate! Afternoon tee time today! The weekend is close, hang in there! LFG! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I don’t give a flying fuck!
Somalia is on the brink of famine—and for the first time in decades, America isn’t doing anything to help a country in that condition, Hana Kiros reports. theatln.tc/CdMqVMDm
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Anyone else troubled by the butthole flag? No, just me?
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US lawmakers introduce bill to make Diwali a federal holiday.
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Always a caveat…
BREAKING: BERNIE SANDERS SAYS US WARS ARE BASED ON LIES “The war in Vietnam was based on a LIE. The war in Iraq was based on a LIE. The war in Iran is based on a LIE, in my view.”
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RIP Legend… "Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it we want it." - Sergeant Stedenko
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If you think like this asshole, just know I’m routing for you to go first…
Scott Galloway is upset that our parents are taking too long to die. “Quite frankly our parents are living too damn long. Great, I'm going to get a house when I'm 80 and they're 100.” Something is seriously wrong with these people.
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Clean hit…
Oh my goodness wtf 😳 I am speechless.
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A giant, jellyfish-shaped unidentified object reportedly filmed hovering in the direction of a US military base in Alaska before vanishing from sight within minutes
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GM y’all! Happy Veterans Day to everyone else! 😉 Happy Hump Day to all who celebrate! Weekend is creeping up on us, it’ll be here before you know it! LFG! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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🚨BREAKING: Carney claims the U.S. is a significantly greater national security threat to Canada than the Chinese Communist Party. “In terms of the security risks for our partnership, they’re much much much less than the security risks, for example, of the United States.”
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Living in make believe…
First day of school! Rebecca, age 39 Favorite subject: ending foreign wars and making child care affordable. When I grow up: I want to be an example to little girls everywhere. Favorite color: Blue
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She’s obvious innocent because reasons….
Toddler left in 118-degree bathtub. In Mitchell, Indiana, a 32-year-old mother has been charged after her 22-month-old daughter was found unresponsive in a bathtub at their home. According to court documents and reporting from FOX59, Amanda B. Lane faces a felony charge of neglect of a dependent resulting in death in connection with the death of Juliana Lucille Payton. A witness who was assisting that morning said she placed the toddler in roughly one to two inches of warm water at Lane’s request to help with a diaper rash, washed her, and left around 10:30 a.m. after confirming Lane knew the child was in the tub. Phone records show the witness later checked in; Lane allegedly replied around 11:24 a.m. that she couldn’t get the child out and that she was upset, then told the witness not to worry and that she had it handled. When the father returned home around noon after a court appearance and grocery stop, he asked where their daughter was. Lane reportedly said she was in the bathtub. He found the toddler floating face down, unresponsive. The water temperature was measured at 118 degrees, and the child had extensive injuries with blistering and peeling skin visible to responders. She was taken to IU Health in Bedford, where she later passed away. Lane was arrested without incident and booked into the Lawrence County Jail.
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This is Alixandra Patterson, the @miamiuniversity student who allegedly called for people to "Kirk" pro-life students. She was just arrested FAFO
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One sting banjo says what…
NOW - John Kerry declares that U.S. midterm voting results showed that Americans made "made climate change and its exigencies a voting issue."
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THIS MARINE IS DRINKING
THIS MARINE IS DRINKING
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Ya’ll just said fuck Jimothy…
Remember Punch? The baby monkey whose mom couldn't hold him. Last year, he was the only baby born on that monkey mountain. February: A grown monkey dragged him across the dirt. He ran back alone to his stuffed orangutan. October: A new baby ran up behind him and jumped straight onto his back. The little guy nobody carried is carrying someone now. You did it, Punch.
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