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โโฆanyway, then I transfigured the artist into a rat and teleported said rat to the Owlery. I think Hedwig likes me now.โ
โWell done for once, Tom. Well done.โ
Currently staying at a hotel for a week for work and I shit you not this place is entirely modeled around the Amadeus movie
Almost had a heart attack when I walked down the hall and saw Salieri out of the corner of my eye lmao
Anyway, this is a clear sign to post more Malfoid
โOne more thing, Harry. Donโt drink Cissyโs tea. Just trust me on that one.โ
โHold up, what does that meaโand heโs gone. Great.โ
โHarry, listen. Iโm gonna die in a minute. Donโt question it, it has to happen.โ
โYou canโt be seri-โ
โI am, in fact, Sirius. Now listen. After I die and you all get rescued, you need to make sure to find Malfoid straight away. Her fatherโs gonna be arrested in the aftermath of all this and sheโll need you to protect her.โ
โProtect her? Protect her from wh-โ
โFrom whatever Voldemort might do to her. Or what he might make her do. You got it? Donโt let the girl you love fall into his hands.โ
โโฆgot it. I wonโt let you down, Sirius. I wonโt let her down.โ
โI know you wonโt. I couldnโt be prouder of the man youโre becoming. Now, Iโve got a date with destiny.โ
โYour muggle streaming device, Lucius. Hand it over.โ
โB-But my Lord, I-โ
โNOW, Lucius! I told you weโre boycotting Malfoid slander in this house! WORMTAIL!โ
โY-yes, my Lo-โ
โCRUCIO!โ
. @popculture_show is doing their first ever episode of PCC Premiere on the weekend!
And your favorite derp is cohosting! Come say hello!
youtube.com/watch?v=L1OD27kRโฆ
RPG Enjoyer ๐ retweeted
โYou should post her again, Harry.โ
โBut Professor, Iโve been posting her nonstop for almost two weeks now.โ
โGood, my boy, very good. Now, you could move on to the next trend. You could abandon her to the algorithm, go for the next big thing to come around. Or, perhaps, even try to manufacture one yourself. It might get you more engagement, more new followers.โ
โSir, Iโm not-โ
โI once told you that it is our choices that define us, far more than our abilities. That we all must someday choose between doing what is right, and what is easy. This is one of those choices. Wouldnโt you agree?โ
โโฆyes, Professor.โ
Wtf was he thinking
๐จBREAKING: Man attacked by tiger at Yorkshire Wildlife Park after entering enclosure.
โข Yorkshire Wildlife Park in Doncaster has confirmed a โserious incidentโ at its tiger enclosure on Saturday afternoon.
โข Yorkshire Ambulance Service was called at 1.33pm, dispatching two ambulances, Yorkshire Air Ambulance and a doctor.
โข The park has activated its emergency procedures and is working with authorities to establish what happened. Witness says that "shots were fired."
โข The wildlife park has closed and will remain shut tomorrow.
โI am the true Heir of Slytherin, Potter! Itโs in my blood! Itโs my birthright!โ
โYou ever make a bratty Slytherin chick come by parseltonguing her pleasure box?โ
โWHAT?! POTTER! Thatโsโโ
โDidnโt think so. Stay in your lane, Diary Boy.โ
