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Black American Texan

Texas, USA
Joined April 2015
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This. My family has extensive records going back hundreds of years so of course we know our ancestors were taken from Africa. We also have houses in my family from the 1860’s in America that’s older than the concept of many African nations so let’s dead this convo.
This is how i know yall are slow and don’t comprehend what Black Americans keep telling yall. African ancestry is not the argument. Telling Black Americans that they are just lost Africans and that they are the same is what BAs argue against. Why is that difficult?
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This highway scares me so I avoid it at all costs. I’ll take the backstreets.
Video of footage of a vehicle flying off the High Five in Dallas today
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Since the timeline seems asleep I can safely admit that this video convinced me to buy the walnut cutting board I had been eyeing so I can halfway learn to cook. My future wife won’t be just surviving off take-out and my titties.
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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And some fans want this for Michaela. A fake husband bouncing his ass to the string version of Love Drought. Y’all are SICK
I am crying 😭😭😭😭
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So good they only sell it during the holidays. About to go steal a case from my momma’s house right now
Ginger ale blackberry
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The contrast is going to hit so good next season when in the penultimate episode, Fran and Michaela are all over each other while the Bridgertons try to legalize gay marriage and the cameras pan to Violet looking smug as fuck.
i’m sorry this is actually so funny she did NOT like them together at all 😭
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Thought I only liked femmes until I came across the hottest masc bartender at my fav seafood restaurant.Still confused by it because she’s white which I didn’t think was my type but she’s also tatted up and muscular which is absolutely my type. Maybe I should explore this more 🌚
I get the TINIEST whiff of masculinity in a woman and I start acting feral 😞
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I get so active at the “fuck that nigga Ken Paxton” part because yeah fuck him.
This song about Talafreako comes up nonstop on TikTok.
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And she never even thanked Tony 😭😭 my VEEP rewatch is imminent
julia louis-dreyfus winning the emmy for veep in 2013. the bit that julia and tony do together on stage is absolute perfection.
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I see my future and it’s bright 🥹
can’t wait to be in my 40-50s serving my wife food and big tits
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I was a huge fan of hers but this is beyond evil. Like that woman is deeply disturbed and it sucks because she’s so talented.
doja cat will never be able to win the people’s heart again and I’m glad about it because that song dindu nuffin is genuinely evil and only a term a Turner Diaries alt rightoid knows about
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My Libra moon has gotten me into so much trouble. Like I get so flirty and personable, end up with a bunch of new phone numbers in my phone then wake up confused af. I don’t even like people when I’m sober 🙄 the worst ones are the random “do you remember me?” texts like NO
When you’re drunk your sun and moon placements switch spots lol
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My mom took me to get the 6th HP book at midnight when I was like 12 and I devoured that book within 2 days. I also remember it being a news story that someone drove past the long line at Barnes & Noble and spoiled Dumbledore’s death, pissing off everyone in line. Good times.
When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
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Selina is the fucking worst 😭😭
“Stephen hawking here is indisposed”
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Told the very nice man delivering my Whole Foods order good night. He looked confused which confused me until I looked at the time. I think I had too much fun this week. Good night.
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As a woman whose uterus is actively trying to kill her now, don’t pmo 😒
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Why I only date 28+. I’m not suffering through streamer slang irl
lol yo this younger woman kept trying to talk to me last night and she kept saying “chat” after all her sentences.. I kept looking around for a fucking camera lmfao
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“El tiempo de Dan Patrick terminó. El nuestro comienza ahora.” IKTR!!
We have done the impossible on this campaign. For the past 2 years, I met thousands of Texans and heard their stories, concerns, and hopes for the future. Last night, Texas shocked the nation. We defeated Dan Patrick and Republicans up and down the ballot. I am honored and thrilled to be leading Texas into a new chapter alongside friends and colleagues. Dan Patrick’s time is up. Ours starts now. Hemos logrado lo imposible en esta campaña política. Durante los últimos dos años, conocí a miles de texanos y escuché sus historias, preocupaciones y esperanzas para el futuro. Anoche, Texas sorprendió a toda la nación. Derrotamos a Dan Patrick y a los republicanos en todos los niveles de la contienda electoral. Me siento muy honrada y emocionada de poder llevar a Texas hacia una nueva etapa junto a mis amigos y colegas. El tiempo de Dan Patrick terminó. El nuestro comienza ahora.
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Gina can you convince Masali and Hannah to go to a Wings game in 2027 and announce it before so I can buy tickets. Love you forever
im gonna start asking gina hinojosa for help with random things like people do with mamdani. we need a lois lane show in the dcu gina do somethinggg
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This is Nevada in 2020 all over again 😭😭
.@alaska .@mississippi damn y’all need help counting or something???
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