BonsaiBroz

🚨 Streamer PSA for twitchcon 🚨 Do NOT let anyone shake your hand unless they are a tier 2 sub or higher Deodorant is PROPAGANDA. Don’t wear it, viewers will be attracted to your natural pheromones Always buy food INSIDE the convention, $30 for a slice of pizza is normal Follow for more travel tips

I let my guard down. We got breakfast at our hotel in San Diego like a FOOL waiter looks me dead in my eye with a smile as he slides me a bill for $80 Currently stuffing muffins and bacon into all my pockets before I leave

Found some Pokemon Cards in stock at the airport!!! What a reasonable price it’s practically MSRP??? 💀💀💀

Playing #WENDYQUEST: Legend of the Four Corner Stones LIVE! Watch me battle bosses to save Savoria. Download now on iOS, Android & Steam. @Wendys #ad twitch.tv/bonsaibroz

#WBPartner We let the Cat in the Hat into our stream and it was pure chaos! The new Cat in the Hat movie drops in theaters Friday. Go get your tickets today! fandan.co/thecatinthehat

#WBPartner Tune in for someTHING big! The Cat in the Hat is taking over my stream! Come watch the chaos live now, and get tickets to see it in theaters Friday! twitch.tv/bonsaibroz

ARBYS BEEF AND CHEDDAR Rate my @KYR_SP33DY cosplay 😂 live with the boys for codenames

I am OBSESSED with incremental games. Might need to hire some devs to make my own because I NEED MORE

Looking to hire a bunch of people to cut down Twitch VODs from 4-5 hours -> 1 hour or less. JUST CUTS NO EDITS! Comment or DM me your price per hour of footage and turnaround times and I'll get back to as many of you as I can

My dream in life is to be even 10% as happy as @Albi_SideArms is with the new IPhone Duo

I've lost 4 weeks of mario party in a row to @KYR_SP33DY @LarryFishburger and @NerdCG_ I even comissioned art for Sean week as I was supposed to win... I wish them nothing but hate, malice, sleepless nights, local feral racoons, and more.

Just cute morning texts from @Himicane 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

No further questions your honor 😤🤌

🥈 2ND PLACE IN @Jay3OW x MARVEL RIVALS TOURNAMENT 🥈 Insane performance from my teammate @TerraMR_ SUCH A GOOD TOURNEY

I outran an entire line of scalpers for 2 ETBs at target (not a single kid in the line) and got THIS

Just had my card info stolen by the fattest thief on planet earth 💀💀 $2,600 of Jersey Mikes and thought no one would notice lol

Just got absolutely dunked on at trivia night by a table of old people next to us It wasn’t even close No further questions at this time if anyone needs me I am going to be vandalizing the nearest retirement home

Today we learned that ALL chat means ALL THE ENEMY can hear us too 💀😂 @iFooYa @SwedishB3rry

Played marvel rivals for the first time in 6 months and they immediately did me dirty on the Twitch thumbnail 💀

How am I supposed to self promote myself that I talk to chat and have a hype train if I’m muted???