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@SouthwestAir How far has SWA Dallas Love fallen. The rudest, incompetent preflight boarding crew I’ve ever seen in 25 years as a member. Here’s a clue - we are leaving because your people are terrible, rude and incompetent. Can’t even manage a weather free hub to hub to Midway.
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@CaesarsEnt @ParisVegas Caesars and Paris still haven’t recovered from Covid. Ridiculous check in line - 2 hours - and they don’t have staff to handle. Terrible experience and no kiosk help at all. Oh well, Vegas has really fallen and Paris is no better than Sam’s Town I guess!
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@w_h_thompson @CWBChicago Going to save you guys some fear porn. We are back to Barack levels here, thank goodness we have moved out of “those golden safe years in Chicago” under both Daley’s.
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I'm calling dibs on the band name NARCO TERRORIST BOATS.
I mean, if this word salad is good enough for our Defense department, I can tour with it!
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A ho-hum effort but way too many omissions of venues that have served the music community longer than many on your list. Checkerboard, Park West, Beat Kitchen, Reggies, and no Northerly Island in the team pic?? chicagotribune.com/2025/11/0…
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All-time high price for those, yikes! We have to support our ranchers more or Mexico will take over our cattle supply! @cattleguy92
.@fblasvegas Hey, get your shit together on your app. Currently can’t modify any res. Terrible bait and switch. You have 12 hours to cancel my res per email or the complaints will be filed with Nevada gaming and Atty Gen for fraud and conversion in your reservation booking.
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Having breakfast looking at futures @JeffreyBenson12 hung before coming out. I think I got the napkin trick right @grpwins?
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I am holding The Back Alley Tamales for my next band name. Notice posted, filed with Library of Congress.
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@lazante_r Somebody tell the coward hussy @IlliniJen Chicago hasn’t had fireworks on the 4th in decades. She’s too scared of big city to know that Daley stopped doing them on the 4th for the Saturday show at pier we have had for the past 25 years. She’s just dumb and afraid
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Don't be so afraid of the original purpose and intent of the United States of America. Why do you want to shun the principle that started this country? Didn't you stand as a student and promise to the flag 'LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!" Why be so afraid and scared all the time?
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@MissinRoyko @fierybutmostly1 I know we battle here sometimes, but I like yous guys, and we can agree this is a good development from CCSA, happy weekend. chicagotribune.com/2025/04/0…
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@AldReilly @chicagobars Real
Conversation I just had in a tavern on Kinzie (Capone’s bootleg to the river). Hey can you put Sox game on, Old Style or Miller Lite please.
Barkeep: We don’t have Old Style and can’t get the game on tv.
JL: Here’s my changeup, 3 strikes you’re out
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#ZagUp and props to Coach for going oppo on the chalk board mo!
@BethBernstein_ How much chocolate babka are you going to have to make to beg Dan’s Father to bail him out again, get him back on 3rd base where he was born, and set your family up again? You might have to start DJing the weddings too, girl!!!
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@670TheScore @LaurenceWHolmes @SpiegsAndHolmes @MitchRosen670 @dan_bernstein For a faux intellect who gaslit all like he’s some literati - he’s too much of a coward to take the golden cruel sardonic humor of full on DFWallace changing his bio to “Gone Fishin” Impotent and weak
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