BowTiedCrow

Can’t wait to see how many Nvidia puts were bought before this news broke publicly.

If I die at 105 years old I hope people comment on my obituary with “vaxxed?”

Being a high agency adult means constantly navigating a world filled with frustrating friction and unnecessary bureaucracies built in an attempt to placate the lowest common denominator but instead makes accomplishing basic life stuff a challenge for everyone.

Did I wake up in an alternate reality where most people don’t work on Veterans Day?

If this is sold in the US nobody will buy it outside of some hold-out Midwest millennial hipster who runs a loss-incurring vintage denim shop.

When I was 6 or 7 my dad bought me Ocarina of Time for Christmas. I was a little too young for it and I think he wanted to play it. He wasn’t really a gamer. He held the joystick between his thumb and pointer finger with the rest of the controller like a claw. We spent many afternoons and weekend mornings playing that game together, side by side in front of our CRT TV. Cords sprawled out over the living room carpet. My mom forced to wait for a moment to cross in front of the TV. We’d take turns exploring Hyrule together. Getting stuck on puzzles and dying over and over to bosses before finally beating them. When we’d get stuck for a long time my dad would sneak away and “go to the bathroom.” Somehow he would come back and we’d solve the problem. It wasn’t until I was an adult did I learn he bought the game guide and kept it hidden in the bathroom. He’d sneak away when he couldn’t figure it out. I don’t have a lot of time for video games these days. I just beat the remake of Ocarina of Time. And in a way, it’s an incredible metaphor for how a game who’s story is about the fleeting moments of childhood, now has come forward in time 30 years with the same haunting melodies that were such a fleeting part of my childhood. I’m not sure if any media has moved me like this game. I think I’ll have to play it with my dad now again, 30 years later. I think he’d like that.

And we continue to cook. Autoimmune test live. May be the most comprehensive autoimmune blood panel on the market for the price.

It is easier to say u and you. It really is. I get it

I really can’t comprehend this. People who go to bed at 11:30: what time is your last meal?

I learning people don’t consume an entire quart of keifer in one sitting. Interesting.

I have a 6th sense for a person’s incoming crashout. I can tell when one is coming. And some of you are close 👀

It’s crazy how much better the Ocarina of Time remake compared to any open world Zelda game. Im not sure if Nintendo can make a game as good as this ever again. Elden Ring is the closest and the spiritual successor but most aren’t ready to admit that.

It’s probably one of the more cliche sayings but it’s true that if you get 1% better every day, even 0.1%, you will be far head of the rest before you know it.

I’ve never been good at risk aversion with my physical safety. If you tell me it’s dangerous I’m going to want to do it. Even as I get older and the reality of my mortality replaces my delusions of invincibility I’m drawn to activities where safety requires brains.

Since the Learjet crash I’ve been reading all about the dangers of flying these smaller jets, or even a Cessna and all it’s done is made me want to get my pilot license.

AI slop images are a flash in the pan and won’t be here much longer. You soon won’t be able to tell if a poster outside a restaurant is AI or not. And we’ll try to describe what this brief era of slop was like and it will sound so insane that people used these pictures.

No matter your political position never bet against the US. This is the best time ever to be alive. We’re going to win. 🇺🇸

We’re witnessing a political shift in the party alignment not seen since the 1960’s and the Republicans just got caught not moving quick enough to match it by running candidates who don’t represent the people and a complete lack of messaging.

Some day there will be a video about a topic I know nothing about and it will be the most slopified AI informational video that is completely wrong. It will capture me and I’ll have no idea. But today is not that day.

What’s a good pair of blue light blocking glasses for someone who’s just getting into blocking blue light?