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Brandon Hannibal Donkey

@BrandonDonkey2

Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys-Carpenter-Custom Home Builder-BSA Troop 121 ASM-Home Chef-Cigars-Protector-Prepper-Be Hard to Kill-Pronouns 5.56/.223

 behind enemy lines in CA
Joined July 2023
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Killing Pretty - A Choose Your Own Adventure Mystery Part 3 Suddenly your palms are sweaty. Your grip weakens. You almost drop your phone. “Excuse me?” you stammer. You’re not sure you heard her right. A letter from Jack? That’s not possible. 1/
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Everybody act normal!
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywoodNov 10
the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance
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Why not both?
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@prideandfuryNov 11
the best accounts on here you can’t ever be sure if mentally ill or doing a bit
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Big Papa King (@bnlking) profile pictureBig Papa King@bnlking4h
Just felt like a soup night. #twittersupperclub #mfermeals @four4thefire @BrandonDonkey2
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Dan-TangoMike 🇺🇸 🏒🤘🏻 (@2ANeverKneel) profile pictureDan-TangoMike 🇺🇸 🏒🤘🏻@2ANeverKneel6h
Today’s Cook 💨 🐓
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Dr Luke Wright 🐿️🦝Avenge Them! (@DrLukeWright) profile pictureDr Luke Wright 🐿️🦝Avenge Them!@DrLukeWright5h
Cajun breaded baked chicken drumsticks and green beans with potatoes in olive oil and Cajun seasoning. Tonight I photographed my wife's plate because it was prettier than mine. @BrandonDonkey2 @SMF904 This is a good way to do 12 legs and I can take 7 to a friend's house.
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CRASHED.
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Please, for the love of all that’s holy, stop filling my tl with copy/paste gif junk.
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Please, for the love of all that’s holy, stop filling my tl with copy/paste gif junk.
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GM Happy Veteran's Day. Thank you for your service
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@WelbornBeegeNov 11
#MarineCorpsBirthday dinner with @DrAlice Chateaubriand, maitre 'd butter, homemade scalloped potatoes, spinach souflee, salad with homemade creamy balsamic dressing. And CAKE! Happy Birthday MARINES! @BrandonDonkey2 #ItsWhatsForDinner #MFMeals #SemperFidelis
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CeCe
@cecegkhNov 10
TIMELINE CLEANSE! Everyone needs a little ass in their day. A donkey’s laugh has to right up there with a babies laugh. 😂 Take a break for a minute and laugh a little.
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Big Papa King (@bnlking) profile pictureBig Papa King@bnlking22h
Is 2:20 too late for dinner? #twittersupperclub #mfermeals @four4thefire @BrandonDonkey2
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Half A Pond
@Half_A_PondNov 10
Doge versus Titanic Edmund Fitzgerald meme

ALT Doge versus Titanic Edmund Fitzgerald meme

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This week's dinner theme is Crock-Pot/slow cooker meals. Tonight I made carnitas fajitas mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
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@LeastIDidThatNov 11
Dinner and a movie tonight!
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Ryan B. Anderson
@OldHollowTreeNov 10
My wife: “Why is everyone posting about the Edmund Fitzgerald?” Me, a sensitive man:
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@CampCookAltNov 11
Roasted Chimkins for dinner!
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An entire article about the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and no mention of yours truly. Didnt even feature one of my thousands of TWOTEF tweets. I'm not hurt, @RantyAmyCurtis. Not much anyway.
Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) profile pictureAmy Curtis
@RantyAmyCurtisNov 10
Remembering the Edmund Fitzgerald 51 Years Later townhall.com/news/amy-curtis…
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Dr Luke Wright 🐿️🦝Avenge Them! (@DrLukeWright) profile pictureDr Luke Wright 🐿️🦝Avenge Them!@DrLukeWrightNov 11
Steel Head Trout and basmati rice. Such a low impact dish on time. So very, very good too . @BrandonDonkey2 @SMF904
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