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Eccles

@BruvverEccles

Blog has my spiritual journey. Pronoun: you. More infallible than the pope. Voted most saved person of 2025. Automute LGBT and BLM.

 In hac lacrimarum valle (UK)
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Joined April 2012
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Exactly eighteen months since Pope Leo XIV was elected. How well is he doing? (A=best, F=worst).
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"Oh, Holy Father, could you slip into your next encyclical a bit about the Catholic church teaching that the Malvinas have always been Argentina's?"
Catholic Sat (@CatholicSat) profile pictureCatholic Sat
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Javier Milei in tears, absolutely balling his eyes out, thanking Pope Leo XIV for his visit, as he asks the Pope repeatedly to pray for him. This has been an incredibly well organised trip. Everyone involved should rightly be praised. Argentina you won.
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Great data analysis here. Per capita, people ‘born on 1st January’ are significantly more aggressive and sexually criminal than those born on 2nd January. Why? Turns out for lots of illegal migrants - when the state can’t determine their precise birthday - the default becomes 01/01. An interesting way to decipher migrant crime statistics even though the government refuses to publish migrant crime statistics.
Neil O'Brien (@NeilDotObrien) profile pictureNeil O'Brien
@NeilDotObrienNov 10
Why do people born on 1st January seem to commit so much more crime? They are nearly four times as likely to be arrested for a sexual offence. My new piece looks at what's going on. Link below 👇
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Eccles@BruvverEcclesNov 8
Exactly eighteen months since Pope Leo XIV was elected. How well is he doing? (A=best, F=worst).
13%A
46%B-C
24%D-E
18%F
302 votes • 10 hours
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Isn't she a bit old for him?
David Walliams HQ (@davidwalliams) profile pictureDavid Walliams HQ
@davidwalliams9 Nov 2019
With my hero @jessphillips who should be Prime Minister.
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And now... the BBC Christmas schedules!
Russell Quirk (@russellquirk) profile pictureRussell Quirk
@russellquirk18h
The BBC Hall of Shame: Jimmy Savile Stuart Hall Rolf Harris Huw Edwards Chris Denning Dave Lee Travis Mark Page John Mylrea Caine Tony Wadsworth Julie Wadsworth Duncan Bartlett Benjamin Wilkins Dylan Dawes Jonathan King Chris Langham Stephen Brookes Michael Rowell David Walliams Russell Brand The question is not just ‘Did the BBC institutionally cover up these offences over decades, enabling the abuse of youngsters?’ It’s also ‘Who else are we unaware of and still may be a danger to the public?’
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90 per cent of slaves crossing the Atlantic were captured and trafficked by African kings. It would be absurd if their descendants were forced to apologise nor should we, who ended the slave trade.
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All the "Elizabeth I was a great and tolerant Queen" idiots out there should have to acknowledge Elizabeth's totally uncalled for execution of Mary Queen of Scots, who was in fact the rightful Queen.
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That poster tells the truth, but it's hardly a strong argument for priestesses.
Prof. Frank McDonough (@FXMC1957) profile pictureProf. Frank McDonough@FXMC195717h
11 November 1992. Church of England General Synod voted to allow women to be ordained into the priesthood. The ordination of the 1st women clerics took place in a ceremony at Bristol Cathedral on 12 March 1994.
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Better to wait until he's dead, as with most statues.
Catholic Sat (@CatholicSat) profile pictureCatholic Sat
@CatholicSatNov 10
Yesterday a giant statue of Pope Leo XIV has unveiled in Peru. At 14 metres it is the largest statute of Pope Leo anywhere in the world, and it overlooks the Pacific Ocean from the port city of Callao.
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No more burnt toast in Lent.
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@AdVoluntasTuaNov 10
Will you FAST FROM CARBON during Lent?? Lunatic Vatican Officials Propose Radical Climate Change Initiatives, Including "Carbon Fasting" During Lent complicitclergy.com/2026/11/…
Vatican Officials Proposee Radical Climate Change Initiatives, Including “Carbon Fasting” During...

Vatican Officials Proposee Radical Climate Change Initiatives, Including “Carbon Fasting” During...

Rome has closed this week the events marking the fifth anniversary of the Laudato Si’ Action Platform, an initiative promoted by the Dicastery for Promoting Integral Human Development that goes far...

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Had a zoom call in French today, and discovered that the French for AI is IA. They're just being awkward.
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Had a zoom call in French today, and discovered that the French for AI is IA. They're just being awkward.
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An absolute gem of a clip of a young Frank Sinatra singing opera - the famous "Là ci darem la mano" duet from Mozart's Don Giovanni - with a 24-year-old Kathryn Grayson in “It Happened in Brooklyn” (1947). Grayson went on to become MGM’s resident soprano, but Sinatra’s phrasing and breath control is infinitely better, and timbre of his baritone is gorgeous.
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No more burnt toast in Lent.
AdVoluntasTua ❤️‍🔥🇻🇦 🇺🇸 🇵🇹 🚜 (@AdVoluntasTua) profile pictureAdVoluntasTua ❤️‍🔥🇻🇦 🇺🇸 🇵🇹 🚜
@AdVoluntasTuaNov 10
Will you FAST FROM CARBON during Lent?? Lunatic Vatican Officials Propose Radical Climate Change Initiatives, Including "Carbon Fasting" During Lent complicitclergy.com/2026/11/…
Vatican Officials Proposee Radical Climate Change Initiatives, Including “Carbon Fasting” During...

Vatican Officials Proposee Radical Climate Change Initiatives, Including “Carbon Fasting” During...

Rome has closed this week the events marking the fifth anniversary of the Laudato Si’ Action Platform, an initiative promoted by the Dicastery for Promoting Integral Human Development that goes far...

complicitclergy.com
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Will the last person to leave the BBC please turn the lights out. Thanks.
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Not actually a joke.
Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) profile pictureDad Jokes
@DadsaysjokesNov 9
Adult life is basically feeling sleepy when you need to work and having insomnia when you can finally sleep.
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I think he means every Catholic would become Protestant.
Anthony (@Catholicizm1) profile pictureAnthony
@Catholicizm1Nov 10
If we did this in America every single Protestant would become Catholic. Every👏 Single👏 One👏
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Mrs B
@attackdogXNov 9
While the Pope calls migrants a blessing, they literally just stole the bones of Santa Claus & burned them.
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Gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle.
Peter Hitchens (@ClarkeMicah) profile picturePeter Hitchens
@ClarkeMicahNov 10
I predict a major cull of my Twitter followers, perhaps 150 to 200, in the next few days. Total today 2.40 PM GMT is 239,246
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Better to wait until he's dead, as with most statues.
Catholic Sat (@CatholicSat) profile pictureCatholic Sat
@CatholicSatNov 10
Yesterday a giant statue of Pope Leo XIV has unveiled in Peru. At 14 metres it is the largest statute of Pope Leo anywhere in the world, and it overlooks the Pacific Ocean from the port city of Callao.
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