Christiana Smith

You want to have some fun, look how much longer short people live, Dana is going to live forever #thefive

When Jessica largely shuts up like today, the show is so much better #thefive

Dana yes young people are on the phone watching clips of msm, you don't get a pass #thefive

Imagine that Tarlov didn't tell the bs drunk daddy story in front of Frank who actually lost someone, Tarlov is such a fraud #thefive

Come on Jessica, with Frank there, tell us the fake story about your drunk daddy dying from 9/11 #thefive

Look at nyc, its pitch black at 5:30 #thefive

Dems are the pettiest little B's and you forget a lot like taking all the w's from the keyboards, that's Jessica, a petty little B #thefive

And then the Clinton's took all the w's off the keyboards Dana #thefive

Emily and Jessica are about the same age, one looks 10 years younger and the ones not Jessica #thefive

Now Jessica is putting gel in the hair like it didn't look bad enough #thefive

Jesse still believes Joe has cancer #thefive

During the day, I'll typically throw on Fox in the background, i haven't done that this week, it's been great #thefive

Biden, we're going to say your dying and no one will remember when you're still alive two years later - msm #thefive

You all know now Joe being in grave condition when he was under heat last year was a total lie right? Media is so worthless and just a tool for dem bs #thefive

Jessica has an excuse for everything and it's always stupid #thefive

Jessica without saying a word is already looking to Emily for approval #thefive

The market has never priced in information quicker but the Fed operates like its 1980 and 4 hikes takes 8 to 12 months, if you think rates need to be 100bps higher just do a damn 100 point hike and stop ducking around, you know damn well a quarter isn't doing anything anyway

Greg finally went after Kat tonight on her ridiculous home price argument until she started to get emotional and then he backed off, it's enough of Kat #gutfeld

On the one hand, Hegseth getting impeached is lifers crying they didn't get the job, on the other Hegseth was totally unqualified #thefive

Here was republican midterm messaging, Trump 'everything's fine', that was literally it #thefive