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CTC

@CacheThatCheque

Japanese shitco and tobacco stonk autist. Saizeriya lover. just another random based chud with an anime avatar. no investment advice

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Joined September 2016
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How it’s going for the giga chad Japan stock bros in 2026
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POV: you just told your trad Japanese wife, “the Christmas trip to Hawaii is canceled this year because the Russians tanked my Japan Tobacco stock”
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Hiroo Onoda, emerging from the island jungle caves of the Pacific and giving a salute as a Japan Tobacco shareholder and patriot, colorized
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Bob Grayson (@BobGrayson15) profile pictureBob Grayson@BobGrayson15Nov 11
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They'll be found 30 years from now hiding in a cave on a remote island in the South Pacific, living off of insects and small rodents, skin and bone, with boxes of pristine physical shares in JT, asking "what's the current market price" before asking for a wagu steak and sake 🤣🤣
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You may not like it but this is what the future golden age of Japanese industrial espionage looks like
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@CacheThatChequeNov 10
We are living in a new golden age of industrial espionage and Japan will soon be a leader in the craft with its huge army of yankii trad spy wives who moonlight for Japan Inc. The tech billionaires of the world will be smitten and powerless to the prowess of yankii. BULLISH JAPAN
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Japan Tobacco diamond hands investors are like the Imperial Japanese Army soldiers left for dead by the higher ups. NEVER SELL. NEVER MOVE GROUND. HOLD THE LINE
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justenable (@justenable_G1) profile picturejustenable@justenable_G1Nov 10
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If she was yankii, she would have blown my shit smoove off. Instead foid sent me back to Nikkei trenches after telling her Putin rugged " her" NISAs. I long for enough allowance to even step into Saizeriya now.....
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We are living in a new golden age of industrial espionage and Japan will soon be a leader in the craft with its huge army of yankii trad spy wives who moonlight for Japan Inc. The tech billionaires of the world will be smitten and powerless to the prowess of yankii. BULLISH JAPAN
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@CacheThatChequeNov 9
All these billionaires going after mid Asian women. Japan still has no idea of its hidden potential in honeypot maxxing all the world’s billionaires with its huge reserve of yankii spy trad wives
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Japan Tobacco finally had a good rebound today. Nice job, folks. Remember that if you sell your JT shares you’re a commie lib that hates Japan
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I’m never quitting this app
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All these billionaires going after mid Asian women. Japan still has no idea of its hidden potential in honeypot maxxing all the world’s billionaires with its huge reserve of yankii spy trad wives
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