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Greetings. My name is Calamari. If you are seeing this, it's nice to meet you. If you are; -A Proshipper -A pedophile -A bigot in any way -A person who yumeships with my F/Os Please go away. Good morning. And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.

wtf is a pibby glitch

Remember that Equius is canonically into Dave,

I literally cannot wait for Okami 2.

I like to rap sometimes

I'm gonna draw Queen yams to celerbrate her victory!

Frick yeahs!

Oh, I am so very honored!

Trans girl with bottom dysphoria call that penis peril

Human torsos are called chests because there's stuff inside them like organs and stuff

Even better, I'm a hot mess! (Said for emphasis on the mess part even if I am extremely attractive and people definitely take a bow when I appear)

Cat skeletons look so cool.

I need free drugs. Yes. Give me the progesterone for free. I'm broke. It's charity. You're a good person, right?

TRANSGENDER IMMIGRANTS ARE DROPPING SEXY M&MS FROM CHINESE BALLOONS

I don't get why people hate being compared to dictators. They take genuine offense to it! I don't because I'm a good person and the way I lead is not an insecurity of mine.

I think if I voiced the opinion that Pluey is a trans man I would be kicked against the pavement like a billionaire would do to a dog. Instead, you need to buy in to prevent more puppies from being kicked. #heylisten #plueyisatransman

goon + art = welcome to sus ohio

Fact: I can canonically perform Electric Wind God Fist.

They whitewashed me

Hwell, dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!