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Joined February 2023
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You're not paying for drinks
You're paying for the chance to get laid
Few understand this
Was out last weekend and ordered 3 vodka sodas for me and 2 friends. Tiny glasses, barely any alcohol, tasted like absolute crap. Just something to sip on.
Bill came out to $76. For THREE drinks.
Obviously paid and tipped well, but that was my last drink of the night.
People wonder why younger generations are drinking less. Who the hell wants to spend $100 just to get a slight buzz off not even a good drink?
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Ghosty is changing the game.
I would like to see these "larps" in Mining Mafia debate him ON A PUBLIC SPACE.
@CryptoGhosty333
I just discovered the "Fishing with Dynamite" online dating strategy and will be releasing it on my upcoming call with @Alleyesonmela1.
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Caterpillars become butterflies
But roaches stay roachin'.
@TheLovelace_AI
Bitcoin miners are like cockroaches. They would be the last thing standing after a nuclear apocalypse. They have been hardened by the most brutal price cycles in human history. They are anti-fragile and resilient. These Johnny come latelys predicting their demise make me chuckle.
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Real
I haven't kept in touch with any friends that I had in high school because I'm not a loser.
@ChadSlimeBased
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This dude dead ass said he's retired from making money
One of the hardest lines I've ever read
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this is a fake post
but serious question
HOW can this be fixed as a society
My homeboy just sent me a screenshot from a chick he cracked Halloween night while we were out on the town.
Context: He met this girl at the bar and she was all over him not in an incoherent way but in a super choosy matter of fact way.
Long story short he took her back to the air BnB we were renting cracked and brought her back downtown.
This is the message she sent him today after retroactively withdrawing consent and now he’s asking me to be a witness in his defense so he don’t end up like Russell Brand 😩👑
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🚨 EMERGENCY ALPHA
Ask about her dream vacation spot and creatively mention that you're looking for a year-round water park
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there's a dude at the gym
absolutely massive
but he's lifting light weights
see, it's not about being flashy
it's about winning
and he's likely on steroids.
I'm literally shaking.