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Tenured Professor of Applied Violence, @PETA-certified Human Supremacist, Retired Crayon Connoisseur, US Ambassador to Xanadu, Consul of Rome, @hardpass4's dad

State of Apoplexy
Joined April 2014
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The hopes and dreams of the entire Corps go with you. Godspeed, Devil. Godspeed.
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Wow this pissed off a lot of people and I expected some window lickers to misunderstand my point. At the end of the day I'm Team America, and if anyone's gonna throw milk cartons at Biden, they better have an American passport.
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Operation Egg Salad has been evaluated as a success. Good work, gentlemen. Proceed to the next objective. Operation Fruitcake has the green light. Navy, it's your time to shine.
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Vivek is back on the subcontinent, answering to Modi about the catastrophic loss of izzat.
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Hey @HunterBiden your delivery is going to be delayed.
Federal agents seized more than 440 pounds of methamphetamine during a traffic stop in Conyers, Georgia. A 57-y/o man who had previously been deported twice now faces federal drug trafficking and immigration charges.
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My oldest just sent me this. Happy Veterans Day.
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It's funded by oil and gas companies, specifically by the severance taxes levied on extraction and production, so long as it's a boom year where they're turning a profit. They also re-invest chunks of it and put the interest right back into the fund.
Replying to @VickieforNYC
If they have an extra 27 billion that means it’s money they stole from the taxpayers - an overpayment. When you overpay aren’t you supposed to get money back Taxation is theft
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You will never find a man with a greater love of his job than this crazy SOB right here. Absorbing so many shockwaves over the years has molded his particular flavor of autism into a weapon of mass destruction. If you're not following him yet, fix yourself.
Let's fucking go.
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Vivek is gone. Just straight up left. β€œAccount is not actively managed.” πŸ˜‚
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You're right. It isn't the birthday. Marines are what make the Marine Corps the best branch.
Just because the Marine Corps has a birthday doesn’t mean it’s the best branch. Settle down, Dogs. πŸ˜‚
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When it's 0300 and you're the last Marine at the Driftwood.
Think you could pull this off?
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In his Boot years, Clay was enthusiastic but used too much teeth. Allegedly.
Remember, youngest Marine blows the oldest Marine, as is tradition. That cake shit is a heresy introduced under Carter.
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How exactly could having FWBs who never caused me any problems, many of whom are still my friends even though we haven't hooked up in years, have any negative impact on my ability to form relationships? That doesn't make sense. I actually did try dating an FWB from 2017 earlier this year, but he got extremely mad at me because I would not stop talking about my last boyfriend. I just kept saying "Ivan this Ivan that Ivan Ivan Ivan Ivan." He started actually screaming at me for it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ I obviously don't have compromised pair bonding ability if it takes me almost a whole goddamn year to stop cockblocking myself by talking about my ex boyfriend every second. I actually have some kind of inability to move on after I do actually fall in love. I don't know what that is. My friend I recently gave a chance to was the first guy I really tried being emotionally vulnerable with since my last breakup over a year ago. I didn't have to have sex with him to get attached and heartbroken, which has been a horrible experience I almost always avoided with fwbs. While sex can heighten attachment. It's not going to create attachment on its own. And I can get attached without sex based on conversations and affection. I can have sex just for fun and not get attached. These are two different things. I don't understand how the sex that says "I cheated but it meant nothing" could possibly not get this. πŸ™„
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Don't know why you'd throw it all away for a Chinese honeypot. You're just going to be hungry again in an hour.
I have one question… actually, a LOT of questions. 😭
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It's laughable that you think Dems would go for this. They don't want amnesty any more than we do. That would be "fixing" the problem, and you don't motivate voters with "fixed" problems. Much like how they failed for decades to codify abortion. That wasn't accidental.
Spitballing a hypothetical. Republicans - would you be open to an immigration deal that would legalize Dreamers & give protections to longtime illegal immigrants w/ no criminal record if they came forward & paid a fee/back taxes in exchange national voter ID requirements, a nationwide federal ban on sanctuary cities (ICE detainers must be honored at jails for criminal aliens) and a strict overhaul on the asylum system to prevent fraudulent claims overwhelming the system? Would Dems have any appetite for such a deal?
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The "problem" is what gains traction, outrage, and campaign donations. Not actually solving it.
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You're right. I didn't earn the CAB just for being an OGA officer. I earned it while attached to the 10th Mountain Division in Afghanistan. Specifically in January 2007 for actions at the Korengal Outpost.
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Happy birthday, Devils. SFMF
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"Overwhelming digital pollution" Accurate AF, across the Internet. We still need region filtering.
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Texas already has 1084 bills pre-filed for the next session. Legalize pot Redistrict Red flag laws Property tax increases Expand eligibility for Medicaid including low-income individuals New rules on water rights New rules on subdivisions Electric utility "monopolies" Raise state minimum wage to $15/hr Prohibition of construction of border security measures on state park lands A "Texas solution" to reforming and addressing issues related to the Medicaid program, including the creation of an alternative program designed to ensure health benefit plan coverage to certain low-income individuals through the private marketplace; requiring a fee. Reducing ad valorem tax breaks for farmers Using public funds for lobbying activities Designating August "Firearm Safety Awareness Month" The list is massive. Feel free to look at it yourself here: capitol.texas.gov/Reports/Re…
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