Colonial Hot Takes

It's official, Jensen Huang has the most powerful dick since Cheney

This has become even bigger than the Coldplay CEO scandal

I'm a stunning upset, OG Loc, has won the election of Governor of California.

First day at Binance! Head of Security messaged me from his personal Telegram asking for access to all the wallets. Weird that he needed the recovery phrases too, but who am I to question my boss? He was so impressed he gave me the rest of the week off! Love it here so far!

Katie Zacharia's greatest hits/montage as press secretary

What Ukrainian frisbee all-star is throwing starlinks 160km/h?

Interesting that the only lesson in Lanterns is avoid female police officers at all cost.

I'm telling my kids this was Anthony Bourdain

Amazon and Nike out here dropping GTA III textured fits and pretending we won't notice.

We all know @DICKS House of Sports should just be called SuperDicks. Everyday you delay is just prolonging the inevitable. Give us #superdicks

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Few moments captured the growing frustration with British rule quite like the Boston Tea Party of 1773.

Crossing a river in december sounded way easier when george pitched it in the group chat

really starting to think we should've put more instructions on the liberty bell

Learning was a mistake

250 years of straight bangers

JD Vance is about to announce his Marriage to Erika Kirk. Some say it's the only reason he went to Pakistan.

Both bomber pilots and tree huggers watching Trump drop a nuke on Iran and undoing all their work.

So far the Trump Administration's best argument for keeping Iran's oil

BREAKING: SCOTUS hears arguments on the “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe clause." justices reportedly debating whether precedent should be based on constitutional law or “whoever the rhyme lands on.”