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30 Minutes with Dave Smith | Presented by GaS Digital | Full Special youtu.be/XGK1SXNMG44 via @YouTube
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It's a damn shame to lose one of the few principled lawmakers in Congress. The man just won't let up and I love it.
🚨This morning we reached the required 218 signatures on my discharge petition for Epstein Files Transparency Act II !
I’m working closely with @RepJayapal, @RepTeresaLF and @RepRoKhanna to get this to the floor for a vote soon.
What do you pay them? You brought it up.
Heterosexual men work for Dave Rubin? Gimme a minute with that.
I’m being hyperbolic saying a million, the rest obviously stands.
Since you brought it up, what do you pay these workers killing it in Miami? Please don’t bitch out of this question like you did with our debate.
lol this is total nonsense.
All the guys who work for me are mid 20’s to early 30’s. They make nowhere close to a million a year and all manage to live in nice buildings, and have cars, PS5’s, and even girlfriends, in Miami, the hottest city in the country.*
These people want you to be angry and resentful.
*I do pay for their lunch everyday, usually Chipotle.
Dave Smith retweeted
Disastrous loss after a complete failure of the GOP senate to pass anything but every member of leadership remains in place
The GOP hates its voters and has no interest in actually winning anything
BREAKING: Sen. Majority Leader John Thune has been re-elected by Senate Republicans and will serve as Senate Minority Leader in the new Congress when Dems take power. Senators Barrasso, Cotton, Capito, and Lankford have all also been re-elected to their positions. Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-OH) will now serve as NRSC Chairman instead of Sen. Tim Scott.
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It’s just too pathetic watching the few remaining Trump supporters trying to dunk on Massie. You should probably wait more than a week after that catastrophic beat down to start talking about who’s “taking Ls.”
Massie was absolutely right about the war that ruined Trump’s Presidency. Everyone knows that.
He introduced articles of impeachment against Hegseth for killing school girls for fucks sake.. This wasn’t lying about a blow job, fake ass Ukraine-gate or that obvious inside job Jan 6th. Good for him for doing it.
If you had listened to Massie instead of Levin, you would be sitting on majorities right now.
It’s just too pathetic watching the few remaining Trump supporters trying to dunk on Massie. You should probably wait more than a week after that catastrophic beat down to start talking about who’s “taking Ls.”
Massie was absolutely right about the war that ruined Trump’s Presidency. Everyone knows that.
He introduced articles of impeachment against Hegseth for killing school girls for fucks sake.. This wasn’t lying about a blow job, fake ass Ukraine-gate or that obvious inside job Jan 6th. Good for him for doing it.
If you had listened to Massie instead of Levin, you would be sitting on majorities right now.
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WHAT ARE WE DOING PEOPLE
These 11 House Democrats missed the vote that blocked Hegseth’s impeachment effort. Just seven voting against it would have defeated the motion:
Julia Brownley (CA)
Lou Correa (CA)
Laura Gillen (NY)
Steven Horsford (NV)
Jonathan Jackson (IL)
Nancy Pelosi (CA)
Brittany Pettersen (CO)
Melanie Stansbury (NM)
Haley Stevens (MI)
Marilyn Strickland (WA)
Frederica Wilson (FL)
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This is one of my favorite @ComicDaveSmith clips in a long time, and it's something we should absolutely be talking about more:
Academia is a Ponzi scheme and a gov't welfare program that primarily serves to start kids' adult lives off in debt.
"If Thomas Sowell's or FA Hayek's economics were followed, all of academia is put out of business. So, shocking that academia hasn't valued them as being really intelligent thinkers. It's directly against their incentives."
"Academia is entirely a government program. It's completely artificial. There's no market demand for it...Student loans is a government program....Pick an 18 year-old and walk into a bank and say, 'I want a $200,000 loan,' but for a business, for a house...you'll get laughed out of the bank."
"It's unbelievable there's not one college professor who feels a moral obligation on day one to go, 'Hey, I'm teaching you environmental studies, and they're charging you 200 grand for this degree; you should really think about whether this is worth it.'"
"College is a multi-trillion dollar program. Where did we take that from? Who did we take that from? What else might we have had if we hadn't done this?"
"You've got your kids all going into debt on essentially a welfare program, but who gets the welfare? Not even the kids. The kids just get the debt."
On a personal note, I spent six years in higher education. I got a Masters in Computer Science (CS) from one of the best CS schools in the country. It did not take long once I got out into the real world to see how much more impressive programmers are just in the games industry than in academia. All of CS is just chasing private industry and trying to teach their students what those people accomplished.
• Unix and C++ were invented at Bell Labs
• Java was invented at Sun Microsystems
• The GUI was developed at Xerox and put into mass production by Apple
• Every single tier 1 ISP that laid the cables to make the internet as you know it possible are private sector businesses
I was even studying AI in grad school, and of course the AI breakthrough came out of the private sector when academia was busy fiddling around with dead-end tech demos that would never pass the Turing Test.
College is an outdated model from time when that was where you went to find all the books. Government student loan programs need to be ended NOW, and if you're someone who takes part in the hiring process at your company, do what I did and encourage your company to remove college degrees as a prerequisite for applying. This madness must stop. It's turning all of our kids into socialists because they blame the failures of this system on capitalism because that's what their Marxist college professors who've never worked in the real world told them to blame it on.
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. @jackneel raises Dave's Rogan promise; @ComicDaveSmith : Trump "lied the American people into a war of choice", maybe "the biggest foreign policy blunder in modern American history."
I was on the @jackneel show! It was a great time! Make sure to give him a follow’
Your terms are acceptable
The Democrats impeached President Trump a second time and actually had a trial in the Senate when he was a private citizen. Therefore, I propose the impeachment of every past president who is still alive for military operations in which they never received a declaration of war -- impeach them all and try them all -- as this is the new standard. The same for every past, living SecDef and SecState.
Impeach that idiot who lied us into a disgusting war of aggression that handed the country to the Democrats. Hegseth too.
This seems to require elaboration.
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
Dave Smith retweeted
The war in Iran couldn’t have happened without the Federal Reserve banking cartel that steals from you via inflation to fund never-ending wars.
End the Fed
Dave Smith retweeted
💥 Dave Smith goes OFF on the influencers who called him a ‘panican’ for sounding the alarm over the Iran war
I’ve been absolutely flooded with positive messages and comments about last nights @PiersUncensored show. So, thank you all very much for that.
It really was an incredible show on a night that was a big moment in modern American history and I was honored to be on it.
Huge huge thank you to the great @piersmorgan for having me and to his entire incredible staff who were all amazing!

















