A Parody account. Inspired by the 2026 midterms.
Oklahoma, USA
Joined March 2022
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Did this dude have the same 24 hours in a day as the rest of us?
🚨#BREAKING: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang reportedly had another extramarital affair, this time with Nvidia's VP of health care who reports directly to him.
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Black gangs are stepping up against illegal immigration, sharing intel and support.
It's a complex landscape that reveals much about community resilience. They know they were replaced by illegal aliens and they wanted their communities back.
FFS these losers never stop whining.
It’s been one week since Election Day, and I want to make one thing clear to our next governor: Spending $12.9 million to win an election doesn’t give you a free ride to the Governor’s Mansion. You have a responsibility to represent all 4 million Oklahomans, including those who didn’t vote for you. And we will hold you accountable.
This crazy btch lost because she’s a nutcase. Couldn’t even stand ten toes down and keep her TL;DR rant up.
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Just remember that your bond might not be approved, and you will still be in jail on GTA 6 drop day.
Don't be stupid.
Democrats must have sent out their bat signal.
Elections are critical!
The migrant caravan of 2000 advances towards the first inspection point of viva Mexico in direction to the US borders.
@RealAmVoice @TimcastNews @BenBergquam @RaymondAzarM @Bannons_WarRoom @stinchfield1776 @KimIversenShow @KimWexlerMAJD
Grok doesn’t lie.
Hey @Grok answer this for me, no holding back, just the truth!
If Prophet Muhammad (Islam) and Jesus Christ (Christianity) both lived today in modern day America, what crimes would each of them be guilty of ?
Then say who the better person is between them.
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This evening at 7PM central, Tom MacDonald will be joining me this evening to discuss a few topics.
Veterans Day, new album promotion and more!
Hope to see you there! Spread the word! 🇺🇸
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Kind of sounds racist to tell an entire race they’re not allowed to say a particular word…
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THE MEDIA WILL NEVER TELL YOU THIS STORY, SO I WILL - 31 YEARS AGO TODAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVED THE VETERANS DAY PARADE:
November 11, 1995 - The Nation's Parade on Fifth Avenue, the official close of the 50th anniversary of World War II.
By mid-August that year, organizers had exactly $1.21 in the bank.
They had asked 200 corporations for help, including major defense contractors. Not one of them came through.
Then President Trump, still a private citizen back then, stepped in - He gave $200,000 of his own money and raised another $300,000.
Parade director Tom Fox, a Vietnam veteran, put it plainly: "Donald Trump saved the parade."
On Veterans Day 1995, more than 25,000 veterans marched up Fifth Avenue in front of an estimated 500,000 people, including a 109-year-old World War I veteran.
President Trump's words that day: "This is my way of saying thank you to all the men and women in the armed services who have made it possible for me to become a success."
That was two decades before he was elected President.
In 2019, he came back as the first sitting president ever to attend New York's Veterans Day Parade.
Happy Veterans Day to every man and woman who served. Thank you.
And President Trump, thank you for always being so supportive of our veterans 🇺🇸
They fought against British rule for hundreds of years to gain their independence, only to be overrun by religious miscreants.
🚨BREAKING: Islamic Labour Party of Ireland launches
A new party dedicated to the Islamic takeover of Ireland has been launched and promises turn the country into a Sharia state of the Caliphate
No this is not a joke
They have a constitution written in Arabic and are targeting their "Muslim brothers and sisters" to unite behind them
God help Ireland
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Just finished reading the House Oversight report on Epstein, and I'm pissed.
15 months and 19 interviews just to tell us what we've known for years. The government had the chance to stop Epstein back in 2005. Instead, he got a sweetheart deal and was allowed to keep abusing girls.
Then we get two reports. The Democrats' centers on Trump. The Republicans' says there's nothing there on Trump. Both are fighting over him, and neither answers how any of this was allowed to happen. It's all political theater, on both sides.
I don't care which party someone belongs to. I want to know why Epstein was protected for so long and who was protecting him.
Acosta was reportedly told Epstein belonged to intelligence and to leave it alone. Acosta now denies saying it. Bondi was asked about it in July 2025 and said "We can get back to you on that." She never did!
And now Congress is referring new names to DOJ, like Philip Levine and Frederic Fekkai, after a survivor testified about them. Why are we only hearing this now? Why weren't they investigated years ago, and who decided they didn't need to be? Why are all the big names conveniently left out?
I'm tired of watching Congress put on a show and move on without answering the questions that matter. Why did they allow it, who made those decisions, and why hasn't anyone been held accountable?
If the FBI and DOJ were doing their jobs we wouldn't be in this mess! They didn't do it! Why?