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Count Binface

@CountBinface

Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.

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Joined December 2018
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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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@CountBinfaceNov 7
Send him to the Clinky-Wink. A few thoughts on Russell Brand, including my theory about his rhetorical nods to Jimmy Savile and Boris Johnson: countbinface.substack.com/p/…
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British politics is unique for the way it allows ludicrous novelty characters to share the stage.
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Send him to the Clinky-Wink. A few thoughts on Russell Brand, including my theory about his rhetorical nods to Jimmy Savile and Boris Johnson: countbinface.substack.com/p/…
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@DanNeidleNov 5
Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself. In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand. But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.
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Happy Fifth of November!
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America’s gone bluer than Trump’s hand.
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Dear Abdul El-Sayed, that’s not how you do a Sky News interview. This is.
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Choose Halloween. Vote Binface!
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@CountBinfaceOct 30
Nigel Farage loses his seat! Plus the Binface guide to Halloween. Read all about it, at the newsletter that’s better than X, BetterThanX.co.uk!
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Just to clarify, I have not been hacked and I have nothing to do with crypto controversies. That's the other guy. #Binance
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Nigel Farage loses his seat! Plus the Binface guide to Halloween. Read all about it, at the newsletter that’s better than X, BetterThanX.co.uk!
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2 of Reform UK's 8 MPs were invited to ask questions at today's #PMQs. That's 25% of their parliamentary party. Has such a large proportion of a party with 8 or more members ever been given such a loud voice at a single #PMQs? Not very anti-establishment, is it?
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Money can’t buy you love.
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@CountBinfaceOct 23
First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! It's up now at BetterThanX.co.uk
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First hand-dyers. Then speakerphones. AND auto-renew subscriptions. Will Adele be next? Read all about my most victorious week on Earth since Clacton! It's up now at BetterThanX.co.uk
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VICTORY! (It’s the hand-dryer, not the urinal, but a win’s a win.)
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Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface’s manifesto has been moved in ‘victory’ trib.al/MyMM236
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Pub urinal at the centre of Count Binface's manifesto has been moved

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I called it. The Katie Zacharia supernova has exploded. With energy and excitement. All over Donald Trump. Get the intergalactic take on an international katiestrophe that makes Liz Truss look like a stayer. Here at BetterThanX.co.uk
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Democracy isn’t finished yet.
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A star is born! Here’s my interstellar take on the comedy news moment the planet needed. BetterThanX.co.uk
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