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Joined November 2021
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Jensen to his board right now
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Jensen we hardly knew yah. Just plain awful....
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It’s over
$NVDA - *NVIDIA PREPARING TO OUST NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG: WSJ
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A second affair has hit Nvidia
NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG HAD SECOND ALLEGED AFFAIR WITH COMPANY EXECUTIVE Nvidia ($NVDA ) CEO Jensen Huang reportedly had an extramarital relationship with Kimberly Powell, the company's VP of Healthcare, according to five former employees cited by The New York Times. The two were reportedly seen being affectionate at Nvidia's March conference, raising potential conflict-of-interest concerns. The allegations emerge as Nvidia's board investigates Huang's separate affair with a woman US intelligence identified as a suspected Chinese spy. Nvidia declined to comment on the new report.
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buy buy buy
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Refreshing the timeline for Jensen Huang affair news holding $12 of NVDA
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Refreshing the timeline for Jensen Huang affair news holding $12 of NVDA
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JUST IN: Jim Cramer says the market is going to "boom."
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Stock up on everything.
market saying gasoline going lower, tariffs going away
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But wait, here come the mail in ballots
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If you are a data center pivot to planned parenthood
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BREAKING: the Republican Party
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Dear liberals, now that you have power: Prosecute the liberty biberty
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Jim Cramer must have been bullish on republicans
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BREAKING: Market moves higher on news nuclear war is around the corner
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The inflation keeps inflating
BREAKING: September PPI Inflation unexpectedly rises to 6.3%, above expectations of 5.3%. Core PPI Inflation rose to 5.0%, above expectations of 4.4% PPI inflation is now at its second highest level since November 2022. The odds of rate hikes are rising sharply on the news.
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I’ve been summoned. New all time highs imminent
No stopping the bears right now...
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He actually bottom ticked it, +20% since Inverse Cramer literally never fails
JIM CRAMER: “I AM GOING TO SELL MY BITCOIN” [DUE TO QUANTUM COMPUTING] Congrats Bitcoin bulls
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How it feels saying 100 bps instead of 1%
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The inverse cramer portfolio has been one of the best performing investment strategies of the decade. It would be even stronger if he decided to be bearish on this company
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