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Systematic trend following investor living beyond the efficient frontier. I like financial markets.

Joined September 2024
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I’m selling my entire $NVDA position tomorrow at market open. I’m not going to put my money in the hands of someone who can’t even control his dick.
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It is quite sad that a man can be one of the most powerful in the world and still ruin his own life because he cannot control his lust.
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I can’t be the only one thinking it.
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Jensen Huang needs to resign immediately.
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I’m selling my entire $NVDA position tomorrow at market open. I’m not going to put my money in the hands of someone who can’t even control his dick.
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Most billionaires: “Let’s build data centers.” Jensen Huang: “Let’s build dating centers.”
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Women always say, “Bring back men who plan dates, buy flowers, and pay for everything.” In reality, let’s bring back women who deserve it.
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Create Profit retweeted
My sister graduated college two years ago. She has yet to find a job. This is the worst economy in human history.
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This just proves that college is a scam.
My sister graduated college two years ago. She has yet to find a job. This is the worst economy in human history.
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My sister graduated college two years ago. She has yet to find a job. This is the worst economy in human history.
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I’m confused. Why is this not down at least 20% off the news? $NVDA
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Why would someone ever get health insurance in their 20s?
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Here are my favorite buy and hold ETFs in order:
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They say “the long you wait the hotter you date.” Guys I think I’m going to date a nuclear bomb.
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If you are thinking of “buying the dip” right now, you are probably unprofitable.
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It’s so funny how we all know the exact moment that led to the top of the stock market.
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“Now make everyone think we are entering a bear market.”
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I have a feeling Anthropic is going to delay their IPO.
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