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iridescent
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you are playing a story with yourself and the universe where you all sit in a circle and say "yes, and" forever
The norse are breeding laser resistant lice for the wars to come
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon
they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7
the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them
as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon
the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off
but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon
so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:
> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past
> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse
> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away
> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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If you die as an organ doner in the PNW they dig out ur brain stem and graft it onto one of the local plants. If you donate to the hospital they might put you on something cool like a redwood, but most people just get shipped down to the pot farms in Oregon to help train the weed
There's a tiny hole in the crystal dome out by the woods. You can see a bit of divine light leaking in from outside, but you shouldn't go near it. I saw a guy try to put his eye up to it and the suction pulled him through like one of those crabs on a deep sea oil pipe
I do wonder if long term computers with will have a stagnating effect on language. So much of software the world is built on & even in the programming languages themselves, gets written into the language at the time. It becomes a sort of touchstone to anchor linguistic drifts
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A lot of you have no real understanding of eros. I think you just see a naked woman and say "woah 😵💫" with no understanding of if it's hot or not
One time when I was like 5 after my parents had another catastrophic fight I told my dad that if they got divorced I wanted to live with him, and he just looked at me for a minute straight and said "No. You have to live with your mom if that happens"
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Protestant morality around sex creates a lot of repression and persecution, but it also creates a culture of mysticism around it that leads to things like the concept of romance, so its impossible to say if its good or not
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maybe parasocial tendencies are actually a product of repression more than communication distance. When people have no model of genuine connection its easier to get confused as to what it actually is
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Rape play and cnc are different things that everybody calls the same, sry
CNC is such a nothingburger.
Based on my research,
> You can stop it anytime
> You can set limits on what the aggressor is allowed to do
> You can literally plan out a script beforehand
> You're not allowed to injure anyone.
CNC should really just be called Rape LARPing
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