Cryptid Politics

Ron DeSantis demonstrates peak alpha male behavior, steps up to a bar, carefully weighs his options, and orders a Coors Light at the Iowa Lincoln Dinner in 2023 before going back to mingling with the crowd.

Flashback to Ron DeSantis flexing his dominant alpha male muscle, refusing to allow disrupters to throw off his speech. This is the kind of leader we need in charge of America.

Chris Christie entering the 2028 presidential race.

Ron DeSantis knows a thing or two about energizing GOP voters. Watch him work that crowd. He has what it takes in 2028.

DeSantis now leads Marco Rubio in betting odds to be the 2028 nominee. I keep telling you, it’s DeSantis’ time to shine in 2028.

I look forward to hearing more captivating baseball stories from Ron DeSantis on the 2028 campaign trail. Alpha males are known for their storytelling abilities.

Ron DeSantis is going to be dynamic on the 2028 campaign trail. Here he is going after Justin Trudeau: “His mom was very close to Fidel Castro, in maybe more ways than one.”😂

There is incredible energy in the GOP for Ron DeSantis to launch a 2028 presidential campaign.

I truly hope we are spared the cringe of JD Vance on the 2028 campaign trail: “I am the coolest VP in American history. I do think I clear that bar.”🤢

Ron DeSantis needs to keep Jeff Roe far away from his campaign if he decides to run for President in 2028.

JD Vance just isn’t funny no matter how hard he tries to be. He’s not the answer in 2028.

I will never apologize for supporting Ron DeSantis in the 2024 GOP primary.

DeSantis lays down the LAW with anti-ICE rioters: “If you’re trying to interrupt our law enforcement just doing their job, which keeps us safe, we are going to hold you accountable. And buckle up—you picked the WRONG STATE to mess around with.”🔥

Sounds like 2028 will be wide open for DeSantis: “Maybe I’m better off not getting involved.” I agree with President Trump. Stay out and let the best man win.

Chris Christie after trying to tangle with Ron DeSantis in 2028.

Ron DeSantis nuked Bill Maher: “Your friends in Hollywood were cutting ads telling the Electoral College to vote against Trump because it was 'stolen.' They said Russia stole the election...Don’t act like this is like the unique thing in modern history”🔥

Flashback to when RonDeSantis brought the house down and put Chris Christie in his place on banning gender change for minors: "You do NOT have the right to abuse your kids!"🔥

Chris Christie just foolishly came out and made snide remarks about DeSantis. It’s clear Christie is laughably lining up a 2028 bid. I still wonder what he and DeSantis were talking about here at the debate.

Alpha male Ron DeSantis absolutely destroys Vivek’s joke candidacy in 2024, says the GOP has to do a better job of “vetting these folks”. This unchained version of DeSantis can win the 2028 nomination. Best I’ve ever seen him.