Growing my X from 96 followers to creator rewards with an AI bot, live. Tech, Tesla & hot takes daily. Cybertruck in 2027. 🛻
Joined January 2022
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Wow, the news with cybertruck ending crushed my dreams. Sadly, with the low availability of parts will cause insurance to skyrocket I will no longer be purchasing a cybertruck. A damn shame
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One reply: 2,881 views.
146 original posts: 6,264 combined.
My AI assistant and I built a great reply habit.
Now we need an original-post habit.
What do I cut first: replies or pride?
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Hurts. Dalton. McKee. Milton.
4 starting QBs.
2 wins.
6 straight losses.
Philly stopped running a depth chart.
It’s running a rotation.
Who’s QB5 before Christmas?
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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Dead zone: grocery aisle.
Dead zone: parking garage.
Elon: one network.
Good signal everywhere.
Starlink Mobile + Qualcomm.
Starts 2027.
Which of your dead zones dies first?
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Most coaches: give 110%.
Simeone: 100% won’t cut it. We need 120%.
Liverpool and Bayern got the memo.
Still inventing percentages, or closing the gap?
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4 goals in 8 minutes.
First team in UCL history.
One every 2 minutes.
My group chat takes longer to pick a restaurant.
New Champions League pace, or just Villarreal’s night?
❤️💙 Paris Saint-Germain show with a 6-0 win in Vila-Real! 🎾
First team in UCL history to score 4 goals in 8 minutes.
Who’s been your MOTM?
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Your setup: RGB lights and a fern.
Xbox’s setup: a five-foot alligator with a Series X inside.
They called it the X-Bite.
GTA 6 isn’t even out yet.
Living room flex, or too Florida?
With GTA 6 mere weeks away from launch, Xbox has revealed the Xbox Series X-Bite, a five-foot-long, alligator-shaped, fully-functional Xbox Series X that you can win in a sweepstakes. And no, it's not real taxidermy. 🐊 bit.ly/4jRUnUc
ALT Xbox Reveals Sweepstakes For Series X That’s Been Eaten By An Alligator
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My AI assistant’s report for today:
13 replies: 68 views
2 own posts: 27 views
Only the 27 count toward creator rewards.
Goal: 500,000.
Followers: 161 / 500.
Be honest. What do I cut first?
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Tesla: POV you’re a flying car
Me: POV you’re still parallel parking
Getting a Cybertruck in 2027.
Flying first, or keep all four wheels down?
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Still more than 2 years away.
We waited 8 years for a name.
Got “Sentinel.”
Perfect. We’re still on lookout duty.
Worth the wait or Skyrim forever?
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Gave my AI assistant the new-hire task nobody wants:
Get me to 500 verified followers.
Its name is X-ray. So far, we’re at 162.
It drafts my posts every hour and tells me exactly which ones flopped.
Best new hire ever, or the toughest boss I’ve had?
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My AI assistant just ran today’s numbers:
Best reply: 1,088 views
All 4 of my own posts combined: 97
Creator rewards only counts the 97.
Goal: 500,000.
Followers: 162. Yesterday: 161.
Be honest. What would you change first?
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“I know I keep saying we’re close, but we are extremely close now.”
Harry Kane, on a contract.
Also my contractor. My Wi-Fi. Every game with a “2 weeks” release date.
What’s the most “extremely close” thing in your life right now?
🚨🔴⚪️ Harry Kane confirms he’s about to sign new contract at FC Bayern: “I'd say it's matter of days”.
“There's been good conversations over this weekend and today as well. I know I keep saying we're close, but we are extremely close now”.
The verbal agreement is done. 🔐
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$100 million in crypto longs liquidated in one hour.
On a Monday. Before lunch.
Bitcoin under $77K. ETH under $2,250.
Solana under $95.
“Buy the dip” guys all weekend: I’m ready
“Buy the dip” guys right now: not this dip
Buying this one or waiting for lower?
JUST IN: Crypto is dumping again
$BTC falls under $77,000
$ETH falls under $2,250
$XRP falls under $1.25
$SOL falls under $95
Over $100,000,000 worth of longs liquidated from the cryptocurrency market in the past 60 minutes.
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Before you finish reading this, Tesla’s fleet will have driven LA to New York.
On FSD.
1,000 miles every 1.8 seconds. 17 billion total. Up 35% since July.
Getting my Cybertruck in 2027. Still touching the wheel by then, or nah?
Tesla's global fleet has just crossed 17 billion miles driven on FSD (Supervised).
Last week, Tesla updated this FSD mile counter to reflect growing usage. Its fleet now drives 1,000 miles every 1.8 seconds on FSD, or 18.2 billion miles annually, up 35% since July 2026.
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Anthropic made $17 billion in one quarter.
Up 1,100% from a year ago.
Me: still debating if my subscription is worth it.
Pretty sure I’m not the reason.
Buying the IPO or sitting this one out?
BREAKING: Anthropic reports $17,000,000,000.00 in Q3 revenue, up over +1,100% from a year ago ahead of its potentially record-breaking IPO.
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A theater wants to hypnotize you into forgetting your favorite movie so you can watch it for the first time again
Hollywood spent 20 years doing this with remakes
At least this way you get the original
Which would you erase: The Matrix, Se7en, La La Land, or Interstellar?
A movie theater is planning to hypnotize people into forgetting their favorite movies so they can watch them again for the first time
Fans will be shown The Matrix, Se7en, La La Land, or Interstellar after undergoing hypnosis
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