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Joined May 2026
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Saying “I could’ve used this in Butler” when a firefighter literally died taking the bullet intended for him is fucking unhinged. MAGA, take note of how little respect he has for you.
President Trump is presented with a helmet: We want you to be protected
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It’s truly incredible to watch Dems get elected because they refuse to take corrupt money, and then watching Republicans learn absolutely zero fucking lessons from that example.
Let me be clear: I will never take a penny from AIPAC or Super PACs that don’t put Mississippi and America first. This Senate seat belongs to the people of Mississippi. That’s who I’ll answer to.
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“Sorry honey, a weird, lonely billionaire decided he had to get his rocks off with a woman who was only pretending to be interested in him, and now I can’t retire until I’m 75.”
in hindsight, perhaps it was a bad idea to build an entire global economy around whether one man would be faithful to his wife
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Did your net worth go up $3 billion, too?
DOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion TRUMP: So did everyone’s DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
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Why are all MAGA Republicans gay?
VANCE: We are self-confident men. The president has said a lot about the physiques of everyone lately and I am proud…
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Don’t show this to MAGA. All they see is the top number, refuse to contextualize, and then stop paying attention to anything else. Must be nice to live in their fantasy, yet they still seem so angry. 🤔
In case facts still matter…
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lol, would love to see a boxing match between those two that starts with Vance calling AES “a little weasel” to his face.
Vance on El-Sayed: "You deserve better than a little weasel who should shut his mouth and show a little gratitude to the country that gave him everything."
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Says the guy who went from calling Donald Trump “America’s Hitler” to… becoming his Vice President.
Vance: What is it that animates Abdul El-Sayed and drives him to seek public office. It is not the well-being of his fellow Americans. No. What excites him is this prospect of wielding the power…
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Supposed to be sleeping now? Midday? Based on his performance in recent Oval press conferences, I guess that tracks.
Trump: Yeah, I didn't get too much sleep. Supposed to be sleeping now but I'm not. I'm not a big sleeper
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“Up next on Fox, we have Congressional candidate Max Miller to show us how to discipline a child without leaving visible bruises.”
Luna: If I see someone being disrespectful to a woman, I’m going to condemn it. He should condemn it.
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Lol, I see you, @FoxNews 🏳️‍⚧️
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This child came for me after I said no one should trust Tucker Carlson. This is him getting pissed off by a Carlson quote before realizing who said it. Not a great sign for ‘28 that people don’t know Tucker’s track record of dishonesty & opportunism. He’s a experienced conman.
Replying to @DStauntOnEm
What is this NATOtard shit? Israel is way worse than China or Saudi Arabia. What kind of Jewhadi crap are you trying to push?
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He tells it like it is…? 🤷
Trump: "We spent more than $2 billion in FEMA funding. You're waiting for some additional funding. I'm gonna get that to you. Now if Michael loses, I'm not sending it." Crowd: *groans*
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Pretty sick to watch Republicans use McConnell’s nearly lifeless body to cast votes for legislation he can’t possibly comprehend and won’t live long enough to see enacted. Great system. No notes.
JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him
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Trump and the GOP. Have been crying “stolen election” for six years. They’ve had full control of the federal government for two years, and they have found… ELEVEN (11!!) people who committed voter fraud. MAGA, wake the fuck up.
.@AGToddBlanche: "In just the past ten days, the DOJ has announced charges against 11 individuals for illegally voting in 2024 and 2022 or fraudulently registering to vote."
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We obviously knew republicans were into disgusting sex crimes, but I didn’t predict their public support of beastiality.
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? PATEL: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them KENNEDY: I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why did you get into beastiality?
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The GOP will look the other way if you fuck a sheep, but heaven forbid someone enjoy some bottomless mimosas at a drag brunch.
Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"
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Accurate 🎯
It's just very predictable for him to take this position because Trump is very dumb, doesn't have a real opinion about it, but just parrots whatever the tech right people in his ear say about the issue, and conservatives, who have long pretended to care about mass surveillance, the public-private security state, are just forced to swallow it because that's what you do in a movement that has no principles. You follow the leader. Yesterday you were deeply worried about technology like this being weaponized against American citizens, infringing on their rights; today you embrace it because Trump says so. At the recent Forum event in Dallas, Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale apparently did a very bad job of making the case for the tech right vision. But it doesn't matter because people like Lonsdale and David Sacks, etc, have Trump's ear. So conservatives can pretend to have opinions, but at the end of the day the movement will fall in line with whatever Trump says, even if that means asking them to violate the things they claim to believe in.
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Ok, MAGA. Time to say the line again…
President Trump tells reporters on that he likes Flock cameras.
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