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AHAHAHAHA MY FRIEND FOUND MY WALLET MILES AWAY
the crime narrative is funny in chicago.
i lived in denver & austin for years. had my car windows smashed, once had a 12 inch sub cut wires and all out of my mazda 3 in austin in our driveway.
i left my wallet like this in chi overnight street parked & i PROMISE i did get lucky, but in denver the window would have been decimated wallet gone.
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this is why you just leave & pay her whatever, give her the house child support
he could have ran off with his hot little side piece but now he’s a murderer & having gay sex in an 8 x 8 cell with a 300lb bull named sparkle ✨
EXCLUSIVE: Chris Watts' gay prison sex revealed: Guards catch killer dad and fellow inmate... sordid scene is discovered in cell... and insiders leak his letters to harem of young men who 'will do anything' trib.al/J4RjEsJ 🔗
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unless she’s your wife don’t plan your life around a woman, i’m begging my young male friends not to do it, live for you in 20’s i PROMISE at 28-30 they all start getting desperate & you can have your pick & you’ll have enjoyed a decade for yourself
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texted my landlord a nasty text about the heat and what do you know, the radiators clicking on
#shore #GoyCattle
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