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It’s not that we can’t. It’s that our definition of horrible and theirs is extremely different. To them racism and homophobia is just.
Replying to @tonytypesalot @Dad_2_The_Bone
They never do! It’s why I always ask them to provide examples for their ridiculous claims cause they never can
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Jfc. Today was the closest I ever came to getting arrested. Got pulled over for using my phone at a red light and my brand new license came up suspended at first. I owe some fee to the DMV of like $25 - thankful to the officer who dug into it and realized it was still active
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Two steps forward, one step back
Two steps forward, one step back
Two steps forward, one step back
Two steps forward, one step back
Two steps forward, one step back
Two steps forward, one step back
If Charlie KirKKK’s attacks on people don’t bother you but Dave Chappelle showing people like him a mirror is a problem you are in a cult
"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them."
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Happy Veterans Day to my friends who have served and thank you
A man at the gas station today was telling someone on the phone that he "was like a god damned hooker whisperer"
I guess someone has to be... Might as well be him.
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Hot damn - a steak and eggs breakfast bowl with peppers, onions and potato just landed at my desk ❤️
“Now who’s the loser”
They called you cockroaches.
They called you cult members.
They called you extremists.
They called you terrorists.
Today, we call them losers!
#RedWave
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With Rings of Power Season 3 airing tomorrow- I give you…
The Eye of @dad_2_the_bone
I am having a really hard time sending my approval for an employee in India who knew last Friday was closed for new PTO so he called out sick for Diwali. All he had to do was book it in advance before others. They know holidays aren’t guaranteed. I am certain it was Pretendinitis














