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Bizarro World's worstest news source, also their only news source. Putting out awkwardly softball type news at regularly random intervals. No like ums posts!

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Joined November 2024
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#BizarroRP #DCRP: In 1 form or another Daily Htrae been in TwitterVerse/Xverse since at least 2010, and in whole time we never paid much attention to likes. No idea if we ever got many or not, never gave much thought. Some lil' wannabe am obsessed though. Am likes important?
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BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY HE CANNOT PARDON RUSSELL BRAND
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#FollowUp: Ewwwww!
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#FloofyNews: Abby am cuckoo. All news accounts of Htrae cover variety of things whenever them post, am never been just am 1 thing. But Abby am think everything about him, so much so him ignores only 1 hashtag am about him and not none of us use only 1 hashtag
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#FloofyNews: Chompsy am keep ragging on Bizarro Jimmy about some "joke" him sure was being made. Was no joke, Chompsy am paranoid loon. Him no understand indirect analogies
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#Trump's 2nd term just as much #disaster as him 1st term was
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#FloofyNews: While #HappyHedgehog said Hans suspension meant him "murdered" him was really in X-prison. Went in thin, came out hippo. Hans popular prison wife. Now him go to Weight Watchers meetings, then meets in clubs with friends from Grindr. Prison am change hedgehogs
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#MofobianTV: Apparently Hitler am make Mo all warm & giddy in Mo's "no no happy place" which may be why Mo spends so much time trying to rewrite history with this silly notion him wasn't monster. But him totally was monster. Hitler brought guillotine back to execute him people
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#LewdRP #HappyHedgehog: All kidding aside, we sure Terp & Mr. Pinky Toe am be very happy couple... if both of them existed. Fortunately, just cuz 1 of them not real am in no way negatively impacted them sex life
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