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Decided to open my Bible after it being closed far too long.
It opened to a page 📄 I don’t remember marking ‼️ by folding a bottom corner… I always fold the top.
Here’s the folded passage.
It’s probably possible to fart 💨 on an elevator 🛗 with a grumpy judge 👨⚖️ and get held in contempt for chemical weapons investigations.
I didn’t know girls could legally wear black robes before labor day.
I thought 💭the safe word was “The Truth” but she couldn’t handle IT.
Replying to @softgirlamy
I’d say a lot of what I say online to pretty much anyone butt 🍑 I’d use air 🗣️ quotes 🤞😂🤞if was in courtroom because judges can just get mad at you and put in jail if you make them mad. 😡
I’d suggest blaming or misquoting an influencer. Everyone agrees to hate them for existing on the internet. 🛜
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Replying to @001Dude_
A sour lambic which sounds like a symphony of synesthesia when you hear 👂 the hops harmony while counting sheep 🐑
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Replying to @001Dude_
A sour lambic which sounds like a symphony of synesthesia when you hear 👂 the hops harmony while counting sheep 🐑
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