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My cheating ex wife and her new boyfriend showed up to my house... pregnant and evicted.
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Hey @gork plz tell me Is this the whisper of a threat, or the clue to a major secret?
Hey @gork plz tell me Is this the whisper of a threat, or the clue to a major secret?
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Picked up my cheating wife... She had NO IDEA her side pieces wife was hiding in the back
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When you go above and beyond the call of duty to save a cat, but the cat has other plans!
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I caught my cheating wife lying about where she really was... so I showed up to her side pieces with the divorce papers in hand
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POV: ur cheating wife kept going to the gym til 2am... but you canceled her membership months ago


