I have no idea what I'm doing.
Memory Lane
Joined July 2010
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Today was one of the best experiences of my work life ever. The folks at Crate & Barrel were extremely friendly and welcoming, and I learned a lot. When my Starbucks contract is done, I'm totally trying to work at C&B.
I've been through so much this year; I really needed this.
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Today was one of the best experiences of my work life ever. The folks at Crate & Barrel were extremely friendly and welcoming, and I learned a lot. When my Starbucks contract is done I'm absolutely trying to work at C&B.
I've been through so much this year, I really needed this.
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Hecka leg room, a nice meal, free beers, and some cheesecake. This is the best flight of my life.
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As a Californian heading out of state, it's my duty to choke as much chronic as possible before I get on that plane.
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It's a high bar to clear, but 2026 is really pulling out all the stops to try to unseat 2023 as the worst year of my life.
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Well, it finally happened, after years of wearing costume jewelry in various social situations a stranger in public said to me, "Damn, you're out here with a real diamond necklace?!" I laughed and explained it's fake and cost me like six bucks.
Definitely a proud moment. 😁
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I'm telling you, replace very single light in your home with an RBG bulb controlled by a regular remote (my choice) or a phone app. It's cheap and so much fucking fun.
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GOP: James Talarico goes to freaky sex parties!
Voters: TBH, that sounds fun.
G: Actually, he's gay and sleeps with men!
V: Good for him and consenting adults.
G: Uhh, scratch that, he's into big booty Latinas!
V: Bro, you really don't need to make this guy seem any cooler.
My heroes. Mr. Tommie Smith and Mr. John Carlos. Not pictured is Mr. Peter Norman of Australia, who supported the protest and suggested the athletes wear black gloves on opposite hands after Mr. Carlos forgot his pair at the Olympic Village.
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I don't care if I'm singing too loud for my neighbors at 11 PM, I'm fucking depressed and vibing on good music is the only way I'm going to make it.
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