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I visited the Last Ditch lesbian bar
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In the future, we will go back to only having four channels. The Qatar Channel, the Israel Channel, The China Channel, the Russia Channel.
- Be Hunter Biden
- You’re in rooftop pool of Petite Hermitage in West Hollywood drunk and doing crack at 49 years old
- have group of strangers give you their hot blonde friends number, almost 20 years your junior, and say you must call her and meet her
- you pretend to remember her number, but don’t. You return to the pool and the friend insists you write it down on your hand
- call her drunk at 2am and then again the next morning. She, and her friends, claim not to know who you are.
- meet her for drinks that night. tell you her love her within minutes
- you instantly move in with her
- she nurses you back to health somehow “intuitively” knowing how to titrate your alcohol use down bit by bit over the course of a month.
- she calls in home visit doctors (which apparently exist) to medicate and monitor you when necessary
- all this occurs just in time for you to sober up before father’s campaign for president of the United States
- write book about your miraculous sober journey, go on speaking tour advising others on how to get sober just like you
A relatable story of grit and determination if I’ve ever heard one
You guys genuinely have no idea the level that these women are going to on BookTok.
We sent man into the depths of "Booktok" to find out what women are reading these days...
"The book comes with a slew of trigger warnings. Stalking and obsession. S*xual ass*ult and non-cons*nsual acts. V*olence and m*rder. Human tr*fficking and ch*ld s*crifice. Mental illness and trauma. Trigger warnings as menu text."
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Welcome to my new right wing think tank that is going to renew the youth of america and reform the america of greatness founding fathers. It's called America Resplendent Greatness, brought to you by The National Society for America Rising and The Integrity Foundation.
- Be Hunter Biden
- You’re in rooftop pool of Petite Hermitage in West Hollywood drunk and doing crack at 49 years old
- have group of strangers give you their hot blonde friends number, almost 20 years your junior, and say you must call her and meet her
- you pretend to remember her number, but don’t. You return to the pool and the friend insists you write it down on your hand
- call her drunk at 2am and then again the next morning. She, and her friends, claim not to know who you are.
- meet her for drinks that night. tell you her love her within minutes
- you instantly move in with her
- she nurses you back to health somehow “intuitively” knowing how to titrate your alcohol use down bit by bit over the course of a month.
- she calls in home visit doctors (which apparently exist) to medicate and monitor you when necessary
- all this occurs just in time for you to sober up before father’s campaign for president of the United States
- write book about your miraculous sober journey, go on speaking tour advising others on how to get sober just like you
A relatable story of grit and determination if I’ve ever heard one
Disgraced Propagandist retweeted
2002 Roomba: small disc shaped vacuum robot that does an ok job of cleaning your floor.
24 years of development
2026 Roomba: small disc shaped vacuum robot that does a slightly better job of cleaning your floor.
Is this the final form of a vacuum specific robot? Humanoid robots will take over this job eventually right?
Disgraced Propagandist retweeted
It feels like the midterms ended the "Trump Era," and this is the real end of the 20th century.
Trump is the ultimate 20th century man: a boomer narcissist, real estate & casino & TV & golf guy, multiple wives & kids, oddly sincere with some values but also a total bullshitter. He's post-WW2 ethos played out to its fullest expression.
A new era is here, no one knows whats coming, but it's going to be different.
The End of "The End of History."
I'm long term very optimistic, but also as I've been telling you all for years: this transition is going to be EXTREMELY PAINFUL for most people.
Very few are ready, and even the ones ready don't know what's going to happen.
H/t to @rizomaschool @blockhead4000 for the idea.
Disgraced Propagandist retweeted
I have a +1 to see Christina Hendricks DJ Friday night if you’re in LA and cute and a little goth.
Working on an epic treatise on the LAGOP. Will probably release early next week. It’s gonna be like 10k words. A master work.
Disgraced Propagandist retweeted
The goonconomy is in full swing
Smutstep went viral last month. We took a deeper look at it in "The Completely Depraved Truth About BookTok" mamathemagazine.com/booktok-…
this was an underrated tweet
- Be Hunter Biden
- You’re in rooftop pool of Petite Hermitage in West Hollywood drunk and doing crack at 49 years old
- have group of strangers give you their hot blonde friends number, almost 20 years your junior, and say you must call her and meet her
- you pretend to remember her number, but don’t. You return to the pool and the friend insists you write it down on your hand
- call her drunk at 2am and then again the next morning. She, and her friends, claim not to know who you are.
- meet her for drinks that night. tell you her love her within minutes
- you instantly move in with her
- she nurses you back to health somehow “intuitively” knowing how to titrate your alcohol use down bit by bit over the course of a month.
- she calls in home visit doctors (which apparently exist) to medicate and monitor you when necessary
- all this occurs just in time for you to sober up before father’s campaign for president of the United States
- write book about your miraculous sober journey, go on speaking tour advising others on how to get sober just like you
A relatable story of grit and determination if I’ve ever heard one