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New newsletter: THE JENSEN HUANG FAQ: WINNERS, LOSERS, WORST CASE SCENARIOS
My basic summary for people who aren't deep AI nerds: It’s sketchy for chief executives to have affairs with their major clients; sketchier still for them to have affairs with clients whose business is suspected of violating federal law; even sketchier for that paramour to also be a suspected secret agent of a foreign government; maximally sketchy if that foreign government is America’s top geopolitical adversary; and beyond all reckoning of sketchiness if the US government knew of these allegations and revelations and did approximately f*ck-all about it for months.
The biggest losers:
- Nvidia, obviously: Huang was the founder, rockstar mascot, and chief spokesperson, with 60 direct reports and no succession plan. The plane is entering turbulent air and the pilot just got thrown out the back window.
- "Just sell to China, it's cool" loses its top spokesperson
- Open-weight models lose a top advocate
- Neoclouds and other less-capitalized AI players lose their bank, as Nvidia's circular financing likely pulls back with collapsing stock price
The biggest winners
- China hawks—ie, those who want to restrict chip sales to China—since their policy case gets a heavy serving of righteousness
- Alternative chipmakers, including AMD, Google, Amazon, and smaller chipmakers, who might find more buyers in a world where Nvidia innovation slows down and the company loses its best salesperson.
- Hyperscalers: If neoclouds struggle without the bank of Nvidia, established clouds like Microsoft and Google might gain at the expense of those upstarts
- uhh, Anthropic? Dario was always on the other side of the China debate with Trump/Jensen and the company is among the least dependent on Nvidia tech
The worst-case scenario: I mean, look ... If one of Nvidia’s largest overseas clients was an illegal backdoor to China, overseen by a spy with whom Jensen Huang was having an affair, and the US govt had information on all of the above and did nothing to arrest China's espionage/legal violations because they wanted to preserve an intimate state-business relationship? Many "if"s there, but sweet JESUS, that looks bad.
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Lloyd is the only good billionaire poster. And I think it has something to do with the fact that he's one of the only mega-successful people I've ever met that doesn't give off the vibe of still having something to prove.
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If you’re philosophically opposed to AI chip export restrictions, I think you should be the most mad about this timeline.
Like, I personally did not need the last 72 hours of news to make me doubt the wisdom of selling advanced chips thru to China.
But anybody on the fence or in a politically vulnerable position is going to look at this and go: oh shit, these anti-restriction ppl are corrupt and insane!
One of many problems with getting into bed with Trump is that he’s incredible at driving public opinion against everything he does, because everything he does is so sloppy and corrupt and terrible.
If the NYT/WSJ timelines are correct …
When Jensen Huang joined the president on Air Force One to go to China in 2025 and attended the White House state dinner with Chinese leader Xi Jinping in September, Trump had already been told that Huang was sleeping with a suspected Chinese spy, and his administration was already investigating an illegal relationship between the spy’s company and the Chinese Communist Party
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With front end so well priced, not sure its worth the risk to extend out for duration. New 30y bond auction coming up later with WIs currently trading 5.40
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One very simple takeaway: If global chip demand is as strong as many in the market seems to think, Nvidia should have no reason to go anywhere near a deal that even *looks* it *might* be a backdoor into China.
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What the Megaspesd scandal is really all about.
@tracyalloway and I talk to @mackhawk, who has been covering Megaspeed for a long time, and knows more details about chip smuggling and export controls than anyone you know. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Alice Huang is in Beijing bloomberg.com/news/live-blog…
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Just as a reminder, Nvidia is:
*Anchoring the Anthropic IPO
*OpenAI’s big investor
*Backstopping neoclouds like Coreweave
*Guaranteeing Stargate data centers
Deals negotiated by Jensen personally.
The idea that this problem can be isolated to one company is absurd.
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This is a clip of an actor and a director having a productive conversation about the character that ends with them on the same page and the actor wanting to jump right into the scene now that he gets it, but a lot of people are projecting very odd stuff onto it
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Stunning report. At this point it seems like Howard Lutnick and Jeff Kessler are just outright defying the President's orders on export controls. The President apparently ordered Secretary Lutnick to crack down on China's access to controlled AI chips in Southeast Asia--and reportedly has ordered this three separate times--and they're just...not doing it.
Why is Lutnick refusing to act? Why is he allowing China to continue to get AI chips via Southeast Asia? At this point, Lutnick isn't just protecting Nvidia, he's straight up protecting Chinese companies--reportedly against the wishes of the President and the entire rest of the Cabinet. Is Lutnick personally benefitting from China getting access to AI chips?
This is a total breakdown inside the administration on a major national security issue. There has to be accountability for this. Congress obviously will investigate, but how is it that the President's own appointees are just refusing to execute the President's orders? I've never seen anything like this.
SCOOP: President Trump authorized a crackdown on companies suspected of diverting Nvidia's advanced AI chips to China on Thursday, but one administration official repeatedly stood in the way: Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. axios.com/2026/11/11/trump-l…
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I thought this all felt a bit familiar.
DC Studios Exit: James Gunn and Peter Safran Spent Big, Lost Money and Didn't Hook Audiences variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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Saw him play live many times. Brought electricity and excitement. He was the man for us at the time. Moved so stylishly. 🙌💙🧡🙌
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.@thegarance has a rule of affairs: it's either one or many, never two.
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Imagine a historian in 2035 writing a political history of the 2020s, and he points out that every election, the out-of-power party won a cost-of-living election and then used their mandate to ignore or exacerbate affordability only to be destroyed in the next election, where voters again said “to be clear, I don’t want whatever bullshit you’re up to, I just want life to feel more affordable,” and then, once again, the winning politicians prioritized everything except affordability, and this story repeated itself over and over again.
One of my strongest held political opinions right now is: Democrats should do everything they can to avoid that history being written.
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33 years ago today... TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE!
#TheSimpsons episode “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.
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“The premise is simple, Lemon: Contestants must hide Shaquille O’Neal from the people of Dallas. If this works, the network is ready to greenlight similar shows like ‘Will You Co-Sign Lenny Dykstra’s Loan?’ and ‘Can You Convince a Georgia Football Player to Call an Uber?’”
EXCLUSIVE: ABC has set a new competition series titled "Can You Hide... Shaq?"
Hosted by comedian Nicole Byer, the show follows eight contestants attempting to hide Shaquille O’Neal in plain sight in Dallas. They'll have to disguise, distract and deceive for a shot at grand prize money.
The series premieres with two episodes on Thursday, Dec. 3, at 9 p.m. on ABC and the ESPN app. Episodes will stream on Hulu the next day.
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