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Funpoaster, annoyingly Catholic, things I like found here, get the anthologies I've been in, pfp by @FerdsParrow

Vale of the Snake Women
Joined December 2024
This is important... Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it xitter.twitterapi.xyz/Agent_Dutch/status/183…
Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women And also dinosaurs Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...
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Everyone can literally get away with doing my characters illegally before EA would let me make new content with my own characters legally. We could have had a Neverhood feature length movie or video game by now.
Replying to @DougTenNapel
A taste of a wee project I'm working on my friend...
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Love your neighbor no not your actual neighbor I mean this retarded migrant that hates you and wants to kill your actual neighbor thats what god meant
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THE GREAT REPLACEMENT ISLAMIZED TEXAS: FROM 313,000 TO 1.25 MILLION MUSLIMS IN JUST FIVE YEARS? That is what a comparison of these figures suggests: 2020: Approximately 313,000 Muslims. 2025: Approximately 1,250,000, based on figures attributed to the presidents of the Islamic Society of Greater Houston and the North Texas Islamic Council. If accurate and comparable, those figures would represent a fourfold increase an estimated 937,000 additional Muslim residents. Texas’s total population grew by 2,560,323 over that period. On that basis, Muslim population growth would account for approximately 37% of the state’s net population increase. An extraordinary claim. We are watching the fall of America happen in real time....
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Get mogged, Sheboon. White women are supreme.
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Okay. Fuck you. Fuck Islam. Fuck Palestine. My turn.
Fuck u I will get more likes than you
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Buy White Support White Build White
Buy Black. Support Black. Build Black.
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Let's all worry about two White girls making monkey noises on a college campus. Let's NOT worry about any of this:
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Never apologize, never back down
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62% of Americans are Christian but Easter is not a federal holiday.
BREAKING: US lawmakers introduce bill to make Diwali a federal holiday
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American blondes are making monkey noises and you’re laughing
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Ook ook bitches
NEW: CBS is running a full exclusive with the Ole Miss students who caught two white students making monkey noises on their Ring cam… like this is the biggest story in America. We can’t be serious.
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Bc they operate on a friend/enemy distinction and your dumb ass had better start doing that shit too
The left really went immediately from “we can’t cancel a multi millionaire comedian for openly gloating over the brutal murder of a young father” to “we must cancel these random white girls for making noises into a ring camera for three seconds.” These are not serious people.
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Apparently, White college girls making monkey noises was a bigger story than a White college girl being shot to death by a pack of blacks.
Illinois college cheerleader, 19, was riddled with bullets in Halloween mass shooting near campus trib.al/i3HK943
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I’m so tired of Black people having to be the bigger person in racial situations
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Oh now I get why these girls are being targeted They’re not ugly
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More outrage over monkey noises than this
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We're putting together a team
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These girls are not the reason I can’t shop at the mall alone on the weekend or buy deodorant without someone unlocking the case, but no one wants to have that conversation.
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Karmelo Anthony stabbed a white kid to death and was still able to stay in school and graduate with no issues while his family raised half a million dollars and bought a new house. A white girl made a noise into a Ring camera and had to withdraw from school for her own safety within a day of the video being posted online. That basically tells you everything you need to know about the racial disparities in this country.
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Lumi bullies an elderly lady
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