Opinions and RTs are not endorsements. *Intentional Living**Reformed Coconut**A Woke in progress*
Johannesburg, South Africa
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I want to be an avocado 🥑
You need to earn R800 000 annually or be a Graduate (Doctor, Avocado, Engineer, Charted Accountant) to open a bank account with Investec bank
Once you are an Investec private bank client , Investec can organize your holiday, book flights, buying you event concert tickets
Investec can even withdraw money for you and bring it to you
The service is 24/7
Yesterday Investec has announced partnership with Shoprite to help ShopRite establish banking
Even rona ba R370 we will be having Investec
Moral of the story: tsena skolo
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They don't care which is why I maintain that cheating is emotional abuse and you'll never convince me otherwise 🤷🏽♀️
Sometimes I wonder if cheaters know the extent of damage they cause on their partners because if they knew, why would you do it unless your whole goal was to psychologically damage someone?
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My God! 🤯💀
There must be a code of conduct he is violating somewhere. He should be struck from the roll and NEVER practice as a lawyer ever again. There's probably so many injustices & corruption he's committed in his legal cases, thinking like this! Unethical!
BREAKING NEWS: Advocate Garth Hulley who has previously work with Zondo Commission has allegedly been served with a protection order for harassment.
Hulley has allegedly been harassing and threatening a young woman after she refused his advances, he allegedly threatened to kill her and rape her corpse.
In some of his WhatsApp messages advocate Hulley said:
“Tonight I will be waiting for you at the back door of your residence I will cut your neck and patiently wait for you to die then I will slide down your panties and tuck your asshole until it tears apart then I will discard your dead body where nobody will ever find it!”
“Gillian and I taught Saranne well to stay away from kaffirs your parents failed you so much I am so disgusted by you you don't deserve to live you are a dirty woman slut”
“Since I saw you with that black kaffir girl I don't hold you in the same high regard as I once did. Kaffirs are subhumans theres no reason for you to be seen in public with one. You are a disgrace of a woman you dirty whore”
“I will make sure your whole family never finds your body”
“don't ever hang up on me! Don't threaten me with SAPS police I will bribe them they all want cold drink nothing will happen to me go to the cops I don't care!”
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And I was about to buy an investment property in Cape Town when I lived there. Was literally about to sign on the dotted line and something told me to wait it out 🙆🏽♀️
Even with high rental I'd be putting in 4k-6k of my own money just to settle the amount every month 👀
I bought a Cape Town flat for R1.1m two years ago. I now owe R20k for property taxes to the City based on THEIR valuation. Monthly I pay:
R3,000 BC levies & fees
R2,500-R3,000 water, electricity, refuse etc.
On top of the bond and insurance, that’s almost R20k per month.
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She has been WAITING for this 😂
Ga le utlwe ka di tsebe. Ga le bone ka matlho.
Le tla utlwa ka letlalo ge! The hard way!
Deep in the dwaaang!
WATCH | DA’s Johannesburg mayoral candidate Helen Zille has weighed in on concerns about property affordability in Johannesburg, saying falling property prices would be a sign of a failing city.
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LIVE | DA claims 1m+ black South Africans voted for it, more than for the EFF
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Absolutely yes to this 💯
"How to ruin Magadi" is a brilliant idea
Lobola ya Batswana. It is slightly different and inherently matriarchal so maybe it’d be great to see negotiations between them and a Zulu groom’s uncles. The shock to see women doing the negotiations would be both educational and comedic
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Once again...the innocent child suffered. I dont know why people are defending doing this to children by bringing them into these circumstances to begin with. Typical story in many families 🤷🏽♀️
My grandmother found out my grandad had an outside baby when the baby himself came looking for his father when he was 35 years old. My grandmother and her kids refused to acknowledge him. He died of covid in 2020 and I was the only 1 from my family who attended his funeral.
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I find it hard to believe in this day & age, with social media, that men are still lying about being married 🤷🏽♀️. They openly cheat & side chicks are mostly aware but they don't care. No one is innocent/naive in an affair except for the wife, her kids & the affair child 🤷🏽♀️
Everyone is talking about the side chick having a child for a married man. I haven’t seen people talk about the married men who pretend they aren’t married, the ones who don’t have rings and sleep with their side chicks in their matrimonial home. The ones who bring their side
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This is my chat. To this day we have cousins who are not acknowledged when they show up at family events. We accommodate them because we dont want to be mean but when bagolo tow the line? It's dust to that affair baby. It's sad to witness actually. The child always suffers 🤷🏽♀️
